I found a terrarium online, it was a foot tall, no lie eight hundred dollars, AND SOLD OUT.

If anyone would like to buy a terrarium from me, I could do that.

My new years resolutlion is to go out with friends. Im terrible at keeping in touch with people, I wont call unless I have something I know they want to do so I can try not to be a bore, BUT plans are boring. And they never work. So im just going to call and be like "How are you? What are you doing? Would you like to do that with me ( Read more... )

When do I get to wear mom pants and scrunchies and no makeup and not care about how i look? Do I have to have kids for that? I mean and still feel okay about myself.

I can't wait to be old. Really old. When no one expects me to be attractive.

DO I LOOK LIKE IM TWELVE

waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lets try this being single thing oneee more time

assignment: make a chair that symbolizes you in some way.

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I spent 3-4 hours watching "Date my mom" episodes consecutively. Everytime the boy would pick the girl who's mom said she had big boobs.

I quit life.

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