captain: premission denied.
data: I suggest we vent warp core plasma to reduce stress on the warp drive cuplings

( I'M A SHITBAG! I'M BRYON! )

its 1 am...
on tonights menu,
bbq chicken made by bryon
italian noodle sald shit (home made) by a DRUNK nathan
and aaron the jack of all trades making french fries and helping with the chicken

yeah so its monday morning and we are making a 3 course meal...thats what we do
and its awesome

i paid carl to work for me today...it was one of my better choices recently...this allowed me to go running and if was fantastic ( Read more... )

*aaron drunk and staring into an empty white castle container*
*he screams*
"where'd my penis go!"

there were many more good moments...i had to carry him away from the party...over my shoulder

anyone want to go the the piston game with me on sunday april 17???
we can get shitty and throw beer cups and little children at lebron james!

cue the sweet bass line... cuz another one bites the dust
my car is soon to be gone...i just got the latest repair bill and needless to say the saturn has ceased to be cost effective...
blah...thats all i say to say about that

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i heard from a sranger who used to be a friend that a man i knew a lifetime ago has cancer like the bad kind... he didn't like me and i didn't like him and i am fairly sure that neither of us respected the other even on a professional level. but i still feel bad for him... i thought about calling or sending a message but i will most likely not do ( Read more... )

The Big O
1961-1962
30.8 points
12.5 rebounds
11.4 assists
... thats fucking sweet

hmmmm... I just beat knights of the old repubilc and it only took 32 hours.... i am such a fucking looser ( Read more... )