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[superdillon]

i want a big fat gray cat real bad. with thick soft fur and a oval head.

there is such a cat that i covet on my neighbor's front porch. i am slowly trying to entice it to my front porch and i realize their porch is way better in terms of size and sunshine. but mine has vienna sausages.

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[bellaforte]

You are welcome to come and pet/play with a fat grey cat with thick, soft fur, who thinks she's a wild hunter at our house.

[darkfire007]

but mine has vienna sausages.

That made me LOL

[efire360]

Vienna sausages? Please. What you need to lure a cat is some tuna, you know, chicken of the sea. If that doesn't work, go boil up a chicken. They cannot resist that.

[exploring_alex]

"thou shalt not covet thy neighbors pussy"
Wait...in this case (And considering your neighbor) perhaps your should.

[curvygoodness]

ROFL! I've see the gray kitty in question, and I'd covet that cat too, if they didn't make me sneeze.

[panthrsoul]

You so made me laugh!! "mine has vienna sausages" My cats would love you forever if you fed them those! If the sausages don't work go for bowls of tuna and kitty milk(mixed w/ a little regular milk). Happy luring!