I stayed home from school today because I am sick
I am not as sick as I was last night when I told my mom I wasnt going to school
It is wonderful how that worked out, now I miss school
plus I dont feel bad

When he's upset he goes to hollywood ( Read more... )

In the civil war,
We'll beat our drums,
We'll pu-rumpa-pump-pump,
As we shoot our bretheren,
In the march of battle,
I'll kill in 4/4 time.

Around midnight we drove past the white dots on the highway in a neckandneck race to the promised land. You turned and said something to me about coffee and I only nodded in a half-appreciative, apathetic kind of way. Reds, yellows, and greens danced furiously in the blackandblue-bruised sky ( Read more... )

ATTENTION ATTENTION
don't tell me that's all we're writing for
picture postcards
and three minute essays
we can never fit in what we want to say.

no rain.
hahah I win.
god = lots
andy = 1

it's time to stage my come back.

The Tv in the corner of the room flickered in differing shades of oprah and the occasional maury. The nurses came in every few minutes to empty the bed pan, or shit bin as I affectionately called it. "Surprises," is what they called it. Surprises my ass, if thats a surprise, you had better not remind me of my next birthday ( Read more... )

And far in the distance ( Read more... )

where as
1) bosstones
2) brand new
3) jew
4) thrice

god I ened sleep, soo much

let me check
yep
florida is still a fuck long way away..

The Risks and Challenges of Making Love on a Waterbed:
or
The summer I spent under a legpress machine.Have you ever fucked on a water bed ( Read more... )

Well first off theres this girl named mandy, well to say girl is to be slightly liberal with the defination of both male and female. Theres not much to say about her that most elephants and giraffes deep in the sahara havent already (supposing that giraffes and elephants actually live in the sahara, perhaps they are not simply generaly indigenous ( Read more... )