A quote by Isla Fisher, fiancee of Sacha Baron Cohen and mother of his child.

"I've never had a good-looking boyfriend, well, in the stereotypical way. A lot of people find someone attractive that others don't. Otherwise, all our men would be taken by Claudia Schiffer!"

There's a powerful, influential organization out there, dedicated to fighting for the rights of individuals.  These individuals are starved, beaten, deprived of life and liberty all over the world, subject to discrimination and exploitation because they don't know how to defend themselves.  These noble activists fight for the rights of those whose ( Read more... )

Too much work!  Too little time!!!  Too much PROCRASTINATION!!!


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So I just realized something about PETA--  If they think humans are no better than animals, and thus, we cannot eat them, yet animals hunt and eat each other, shouldn't we be allowed to hunt and eat animals?

I'm just sayin'.  It's nature's way!


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Some people who have tried to deep fry a turkey have burned their house down. Be very careful if you are going to try this.

Axe promotional campaign: http://www.axevice.com/naughtytonice/

In other news, I now have red hair.

So in response to
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While we're on the topic of other people's engagements (sorry public readers, you missed a lot), I found a really bizarre engagement story.

1 part dedication, 2 parts nerd, and 3 parts way too much time on one's hands...

Check it out