Drabble #1
Prompt: Pillow
Rating: M
Warnings: Mature humor
Kakashi stared at the window of his favorite bookstore. He could not
believe man could create something so perfect. They were beautiful. They
were a masterpiece. They were-
“Disgusting,” Sakura stated from her place beside him. “Who he hell would want those in their home?”
Kakashi’s
head snapped toward her with a horrified expression in his unmasked
eye. It was as if she had just confessed to kicking kittens for fun.
“Disgusting?
Good Kami, no!” Sakura, they’re beautiful! And besides, you have a pair
of your own. How could you think they’re anything but remarkable?”
Sakura
rolled her eyes in annoyance. “Yes, of course I do, but mine are real,
not some cheap imitation. Those there are for sad, lonely perverts.”
With that, she turned on her heel and walked away but Kakashi continued to stare at the glass.
Beautiful, he affirmed. They were simply beautiful.
Made
of state of the art fabric and a very special gel filler, the twin
pillows on display were perfect replicas of the breasts of his favorite
Icha Icha character. They were pale and creamy and even featured her
signature mole just above and to the right of her left areola. When she
wore incredibly low-cut garments, the mole could be seen.
The
nipples were the perfect color, a soft, pale pink, just as the author
had described. Even if he hadn’t seen the window display, he would have
known immediately, whose breasts these were meant to be.
The
best part was they would soon be his. A pair of these divine pillows was
guaranteed to anyone who preordered the new volume of Icha Icha, and
Kakashi had secured his months ago.
The book was due to release
in a week, and on top of having a riveting new book to read, he would
now have a glorious new place to rest his head every night; right
between the two most perfect pillows on earth.
Rating: M
Warnings: Mature humor
Kakashi stared at the window of his favorite bookstore. He could not
believe man could create something so perfect. They were beautiful. They
were a masterpiece. They were-
“Disgusting,” Sakura stated from her place beside him. “Who he hell would want those in their home?”
Kakashi’s
head snapped toward her with a horrified expression in his unmasked
eye. It was as if she had just confessed to kicking kittens for fun.
“Disgusting?
Good Kami, no!” Sakura, they’re beautiful! And besides, you have a pair
of your own. How could you think they’re anything but remarkable?”
Sakura
rolled her eyes in annoyance. “Yes, of course I do, but mine are real,
not some cheap imitation. Those there are for sad, lonely perverts.”
With that, she turned on her heel and walked away but Kakashi continued to stare at the glass.
Beautiful, he affirmed. They were simply beautiful.
Made
of state of the art fabric and a very special gel filler, the twin
pillows on display were perfect replicas of the breasts of his favorite
Icha Icha character. They were pale and creamy and even featured her
signature mole just above and to the right of her left areola. When she
wore incredibly low-cut garments, the mole could be seen.
The
nipples were the perfect color, a soft, pale pink, just as the author
had described. Even if he hadn’t seen the window display, he would have
known immediately, whose breasts these were meant to be.
The
best part was they would soon be his. A pair of these divine pillows was
guaranteed to anyone who preordered the new volume of Icha Icha, and
Kakashi had secured his months ago.
The book was due to release
in a week, and on top of having a riveting new book to read, he would
now have a glorious new place to rest his head every night; right
between the two most perfect pillows on earth.