Cough, Cough, COUGH. Being sick is not fun. Being sick when you're traveling is double not fun. Soup is good though. I best be getting better fast though, or else. That's right, or else.
no stories here. Aside from the killer octopus, red shoes and Italian dancer boy. Nope. We found a drink that tastes like an atomic fireball. That was interesting and...nice.
Oh mister Mitch. I told you not to leave. What do you need outside of Copenhagen, what is there? There's not me, and everyone needs some Felicia. Well maybe not this lovely snot factory version I currently am, but the rest of the time, yeah. I miss you too, so come back!
You guys should talk about me when you are bored on your trip because I am soooooooooooo interesting.
For example, today I watched the presidential inauguration. It was going pretty boringly, so I drew a mustache on the television. After that it was exciting because it was all, Is the mustache ever going to appear directly under Bush's nose? And sometimes it DID. And I was all, Bush, you are such a loser. That mustache is NOT flattering. And he was all, "I do not think you should be allowed to get married, Karen." But I think I SHOULD be allowed. But HE as all the legislative power.
I demand private e-mail accounts of Nice, and I will tell you about what I REALLY drew on the television. [Leers]
I hate to rain on anyone's parade, but technically Bush doesn't have all the legislative power, he has the EXECUTIVE power. God bless Montesquieu. However the hell you spell his name. And don't worry Karen, you're NEVER going to be allowed to get married...I mean heck, John Kerry's against it too. Come marry a Dane. But you have to be like 25 or something. Man alive. Stupid world. Okay here's the plan. We all turn 25. I'll marry a Dane and so will Felicia. Then we'll both get divorced and marry you and Leah. Then we'll all go to Spain. Where we'll live la vida loca.
Dude, I agreed to no marrying. Besides, I'm sick. I need to focus on coughing, snotting and dying. So there. I also can't believe you used the phrase "la vida loca." Sigh.
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For example, today I watched the presidential inauguration. It was going pretty boringly, so I drew a mustache on the television. After that it was exciting because it was all, Is the mustache ever going to appear directly under Bush's nose? And sometimes it DID. And I was all, Bush, you are such a loser. That mustache is NOT flattering. And he was all, "I do not think you should be allowed to get married, Karen." But I think I SHOULD be allowed. But HE as all the legislative power.
I demand private e-mail accounts of Nice, and I will tell you about what I REALLY drew on the television. [Leers]
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