When Death Robots Can No Longer Get Work In Their Chosen Profession

Jan 25, 2005 19:19

"I make you die with blinky HellCock now clack clack clack."

"More tea, vicar?"

"...confirmed."

"Vicar... are you crying?"

"Reverend BloodDrench Robo Crush simply has something in his lens. Leave Reverend BloodDrench Robo Crush alone now, fleshy one."

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The end is nigh whispersinink January 25 2005, 19:58:21 UTC
Death robots are but the beginning. Observe, the new Japanese McDonald's spokesperson:


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Re: The end is nigh kohai January 25 2005, 20:15:51 UTC
I have no ability to comment on this. None at all.

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Re: The end is nigh whispersinink January 25 2005, 20:24:02 UTC
It's her evil glare! It has caught you, and shall now devour your soul.


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Re: The end is nigh kohai January 25 2005, 21:41:52 UTC
*runs away screaming*

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dungeoneer January 25 2005, 19:58:53 UTC
Touching.

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roadparty January 25 2005, 20:07:19 UTC
Almost makes me want to go to church again.

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The sad state of the industry izzy23 January 25 2005, 21:20:54 UTC
Poor Reverend BloodDrench Robo Crush! What's wrong with Death Robot firms today--first they can't keep their bottom line up enough to avoid layoffs, and now they aren't even including basic employment counseling in their severance packages?

No, really, I want to know.

Because I'm not going anywhere near a Death Robot firm's severance package myself, if I can help it.

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lowkeyknight January 25 2005, 22:38:49 UTC
And after all that I'm the one dead to you.

Ahh well, you've had me laughing all day, which is pretty good considering the last 2 weeks.

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