Outbreak Future Road
A really, really rough idea that just occurred to me this afternoon in the pub, that I whacked down unedited before I forgot it. Seen earlier today on Bad Signal.
OUTBREAK FUTURE ROAD: A Webcomic Without Pictures
(A single square panel, say five inches on each side. A middle-aged man in a bad suit sits on the pavement in a heap of singed,exploded puppies, weeping. A nun eyes him sourly in the b/g.)
CAPTION:
MR CABBAGES IS A SECRET POLICEMAN,WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT ALLOWEDTO ARREST PEOPLE, BECAUSE THEN THEY'D FIND OUT HE WAS A POLICEMAN. SO HE BREAKS INTO THE HOVELS OF THE NAUGHTY AND DOES TERRIBLE THINGS TO THEIR FURNITURE. MR TISSUE, THE HITMAN, HAS FOUND OUT THAT MR CABBAGES PUT BATTERY ACID IN THE ONLY THING MR TISSUE EVER LOVED, AN ANIME REALDOLL SEX TOY NAMED "GRANDMA". MR TISSUE HAS RETALIATED BY CLONING MR CABBAGES' ONLY FRIEND, A PUPPY CALLED "VERMIN", AND FIRING THE ORIGINAL PLUS A DOZEN COPIES AT MR CABBAGES' HOME FROM A VINTAGE CANNON. MR CABBAGES DOESN'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ONE.
THE REAL ONE HAS EBOLA ZAIRE.
(THE NUN IS MR TISSUE'S SPOTTER. SHE OVULATES NITROGLYCERIN CAPSULES.)
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[meta: fastfiction]
[previously: proclamation]
OUTBREAK FUTURE ROAD: A Webcomic Without Pictures
(A single square panel, say five inches on each side. A middle-aged man in a bad suit sits on the pavement in a heap of singed,exploded puppies, weeping. A nun eyes him sourly in the b/g.)
CAPTION:
MR CABBAGES IS A SECRET POLICEMAN,WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT ALLOWEDTO ARREST PEOPLE, BECAUSE THEN THEY'D FIND OUT HE WAS A POLICEMAN. SO HE BREAKS INTO THE HOVELS OF THE NAUGHTY AND DOES TERRIBLE THINGS TO THEIR FURNITURE. MR TISSUE, THE HITMAN, HAS FOUND OUT THAT MR CABBAGES PUT BATTERY ACID IN THE ONLY THING MR TISSUE EVER LOVED, AN ANIME REALDOLL SEX TOY NAMED "GRANDMA". MR TISSUE HAS RETALIATED BY CLONING MR CABBAGES' ONLY FRIEND, A PUPPY CALLED "VERMIN", AND FIRING THE ORIGINAL PLUS A DOZEN COPIES AT MR CABBAGES' HOME FROM A VINTAGE CANNON. MR CABBAGES DOESN'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ONE.
THE REAL ONE HAS EBOLA ZAIRE.
(THE NUN IS MR TISSUE'S SPOTTER. SHE OVULATES NITROGLYCERIN CAPSULES.)
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[meta: fastfiction]
[previously: proclamation]