Today's List Of Very Important Things

[superflow]

If you like Franz Ferdinand, you are a turd in human form and I wil eject

Comments

[badger]

You haven't slept yet? Will someone with a tranq rifle please help this man get a nap?

[theinnocence]

some of us want to play pedophile and your so called "hairless, undropped nuts." let us fulfill those needs.

thank god men are disposable and in mass quanities.

[superflow]

Thank god Western society doesn't care what girls think.

i collect dead lady bugs in my office

[theinnocence]

and that is where so many mistakes are made.
mwahahahahaha.

i like ignoring reality without being chemically altered

Wholeheartedly agreeing.

[rvrndmngrie]

And I would like to add that those who created those insipid Old Navy commercials with the sweater-hocking carolers need to be sterilized before they breed.

[alek]

you are truly my favorite verbally abusive uncle.

[pendamuse]

Yes and when he makes you play Glass Bottom Boat with the coffee table with him as the fish - run.

[whiskeysamurai]

Do I escape nasty maimings if I had to google Franz Ferdinand (because all I could think of was Ferdinand The Bull) and couldn't name more than one collective tune for the other bands listed?

[superflow]

Yes. THIS time.

[kierthos]

My first reaction was "What the fuck? Someone named their band after Archduke Franz Ferdinand? Goddamn, that's right up there with remaking old Belinda Carlysle songs."

Of course, I don't get out much...