And God said unto the Israelites . . . don't make me shove mah foot up you' ass . . .

[supergathrawn]

So, I'm sitting on the toilet, reading the New York Times, minding my own business when suddenly . . . WAAAA! WAAAA! WAAAA! WAAAA! - they decided to have a fucking fire drill, at this hour. Basically, I couldn't finish up so I had to just do my best to wipe up and get out. Then we all get to the bottom of the stairs, and the fucking exit door is

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[banino]

Yeah well just wait until it's not a drill, and it's some asshole who doesn't know how to not burn their fucking popcorn. Son of a bitch!