Title: Genie
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Sungmin(main), Yesung/Ryeowook, Eunhyuk/Donghae
Genre: Humor, Fantasy, Drama
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The guys(?) are not mine xD
Summary: Kyuhyun found a Genie....a Naughty Genie.
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I opened my eyes. "Kyuhyun-shii?" A voice woke me up from my...sleep.
I looked around immediately. I'm in a rooftop...of my school. I hear the birds chirping, some voices of people. I'm back. I turned beside me and saw someone I used to long for. "Ryeowoook!" I yelled and hugged him immediately. "You're alright!"
Ryeowook looked confused. "Huh? Of course I'm alright, why wouldn't I be?" He asks. I let go of him immediately. Something's wrong. "Kyuhyun shii,classes will start soon."
"Uhh...yeah." I replied hesitantly and slightly confused. What is this? Deja Vu?
"Kyuhyun shii, I'll go ahead." He stood up. I grabbed his hand and he looked back.
"Ryeowook."
"Yeah? Do you want to come with me?" He asks, putting an innocent smile on his face. I let go of his hands, grabbed my things and walked beside him.
Was it a dream?
"Ah, Wookie-shii, Kyuhyun-shii!" Yesung called us as we go down the stairs. Ryeowook ran to him, as expected.
"Hyung! Are you going to class now???" Ryeowook asked.
This happened before...I just know it...Something's weird. "Ryeowookie." I called.
"Huh? Oh, sorry. We're going now Yesung hyung!" He said to Yesung.
"No wait." I interrupted before he started to walk. He and Yesung looked at me confusedly. "Wh--"
The bell rang and it surprised us. "Come on! We're gonna be late!" Ryeowook pulled me and ran to our classroom.
After classes, it seems like the same routine happened. Yesung going home with us and visiting town before going back home. I look so clueless, like I'm not from this world. I followed Ryeowook to the band room where Yesung was singing.
"Why are we here?" I asked.
Ryeowook looked at me and smiled. "Uhh...aren't we here to visit Yesung?" He asks.
"Uh yeah." Oh yeah that's right. We always visit him if we have time. I gotta ask something...important. "Ryeowook."
"Yeah?"
"What are they practicing for?"
Ryeowook chuckled. "What happened to you? Kyuhyun shii, they're practicing for White Day."
I was shocked. White Day?! "Didn't White Day just passed?!"
He turned to me confusedly. "What are you talking about? White Day is in four days." He argued. "See? This is what happens when you always play games Kyuhyun!"
What the heck...? Its been four months since White Day and its White Day again? Was all of it a dream? It seemed so real. Was Ryeowook getting in coma a dream? Yesung being his boyfriend a dream? Eunhyuk and Donghae were a dream? Hankyung was a dream? Meeting...a Genie? Being with Sungmin...? Was all of it really just a dream?
"Ryeowook, I'm going first." I just need to confirm it.
"Huh? Aren't you gonna wait for us?" Ryeowook asked.
"Umm...I have to go somewhere."
"Okay. See you tomorrow." He smiled at me and waved goodbye as I walk out of the room.
I have to see something. I quickly run out of school and rode the bus back to my home. It seemed so long but I finally arrived at the bus stop. I hesitated which way to go, back to where my apartment was or where his house was. In the end, I chose to see the house first. I walked to it at the same direction we used to walk at before.
When I arrived, I found nothing. The place was empty, there was no house located at that exact place. Which means, all of what happened inside were a dream. Sungmin was a dream? His skin, his smile, his voice wasn't real? When he used to play inside, when he had a house-warming, when he cooked for me, when I comforted him in the dark, all of it didn't happen in real life?
It was so empty, like it wasn't built in there in the first place. Like nothing happened at all. I feel so alone now. I walked back to my apartment to confirm if its still there. It is. Safe and sound. Like it was never burnt. Looking at it, it seemed like it was the same apartment I came in the first time. It felt like the books were never thrown out.
I sighed. If it didn't happen in the first place, why would I be bothered? I walked up to my apartment, normally, without thinking of anything. Yet I stopped at my door. "Do I have my keys?" I asked myself and searched my pockets. Well, its the same pockets and the keys were there. I opened the door and felt something familiar.
My old apartment. It seemed so long when I last saw it. I walked it and found my things the same. All of the furniture are located where it was before, like it was never moved. My apartment feels like there was no Sungmin who trashed it. Its clean and spotless.
"Genies aren't real after all." I said. "It was a dream after all."
So like that, I changed my mind and forgot everything about my dream. I dropped my bag on the sofa and gets any food I see in the fridge to eat. Such a boring life. Like what I used to say.
Night came fast. I looked for a nice game to play but nothing seems nice, all are plain, boring or simply plain boring. Sungmin. Sungmin. Ahh! Can't get you out of my mind! I wish it wasn't just a dream, I wish it was real. We're together and happy, I wish all of it was real.
Just a simple wish. Just that and I don't care about anything at all, just you.
*Ring Ding Dong*
Who the heck? Who'll come and pay a visit at this time? I opened the door and was shocked at the person standing in front of me. I sighed, rolled my eyes and stopped myself from crying and getting excited. Okay, this isn't happening.
"Umm...are you Cho Kyuhyun?"
I smiled. "No."
"Uhh, okay. Thank you."
And I closed the door, waiting. When someone rang again, I immediately opened the door and saw him, I felt relieved. "Are you sure you're not Cho Kyuhyun?" He asked again.
Fuck. I don't believe it. "Sungmin."
He looked surprised and he smiled widely. "You know my name?!"
"How could I forget you, bunny?"
His eyes widened and he dropped what he was carrying with him. His tears fell. "Kyu!!" He jumped out his feet and hugged me as I came to welcome him again. See? It was real after all. My wish came true. Genies are real. Sungmin is real.
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Two months later, we met Eunhyuk and Donghae, again. Eunhyuk wasn't a Genie too which was weird. We never met Hankyung again and I never got my part-time job. Eunhyuk and Donghae were still the same, always bickering at each other. Yesung has also confessed to Ryeowook which Ryeowook was so happy about. Everything was just so happy and real now.
Ryeowook and Sungmin are always together. Eunhyuk and Donghae would keep on bothering each one of us with their childish pranks and I would try and get close to Yesung hyung. Finally, I came to understand his mind. His nonsensical mind. He bought a turtle in proof of his love for Ryeowook. Wow.
Right now, the six of us is together in a hotel. We planned for a vacation so we could spend time together. As usual, all Eunhyuk and Donghae did was play with each other. They seem to really love each other as they keep on insulting themselves. How sweet is that?
"Yah Hyuk!" Donghae yelled. He's up to something again.
"WHAT!" Eunhyuk yelled.
"Uhh...do you know where they produce sweets?" He asks.
Eunhyuk looked clueless. "Ummm...Sweetserland?"
"Ahh....I see!" Donghae said. Now that I look at it, he was holding a paper. It seemed like he was trying to answer some random questions. "Yah Hyuk!" He called again.
"WHAT!"
"Do you know what's next?" He showed him the paper. "Beauty is in the eye of the...?"
"...Tiger?" Eunhyuk suggested.
"It sounds right. Hyuk you're a genius!" Donghae complimented. OMFG, that is so wrong."Hyuk, if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do you call a person who eats human?"
"Humanitarian?"
Donghae wrote it. "How about this? Where can you find Canadians?"
"Canadia!"
Oh my God, I can't take this. "What do you call the sister of your mother?"
"Relative!"
"Where do you get AIDS?"
"Motels?"
"Where do Hindus live?"
"Hindunesia?"
"Uhh...hyuk, who's Michael and Raphael?"
"Ninjas? You know, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Aren't they angels? "Oh yeah!" Donghae nodded. "You're right!"
Okay I give up. I went to Yesung hyung who was busily writing a song. Guess I know for whom that is. "Hyung." I called.
Yesung looked at me and dropped his pen on the table. "Hey, wazzup?"
"Writing a song?" I asked and he nodded. "For Ryeowookie?"
He smiled. "Of course." How cheap. Well, its kinda sweet. If I knew how to play the guitar, I can make a song for Sungmin too. But I can only sing. Speaking of Sungmin, where is he?
I went down from our hotel room and looked for him and Ryeowook at the restaurant. The last time I saw them, they were together. Again. When I arrived, they're not in the restaurant so I went out of the hotel and maybe they're taking a walk outside. I spotted them near the swimming pool, laughing. They seem so close.
"Hyung, did you had sex?" Ryeowook asks. I stopped behind them when I heard him ask that. WTH?
Sungmin glared at him. "Why are you asking me that?"
"When I went in your room earlier...your bed was messed up...and you were wearing his polo shirt?"
"When did you went in our hotel room?!"
"Ummm...early morning. None of you woke up yet." Ryeowook says innocently. I heard it clearly. Early morning. Oh yeah, he always wakes up early morning. The only time he slept in was when he and Yesung had sex. Once.
"Why do you always wake up early morning?"
"So you did had sex!!" He yelled excitedly. Sungmin came up to him and covered his mouth immediately.
"Ssh!"
Ryeowook giggled as Sungmin pulled his hand back. "I knew it!"
Okay, this conversation is unworthy of any discussion. I cleared my throat and when they looked at me and greeted, I quickly sat beside Sungmin. "Why are you guys always together?"
"Is Kyu jealous?" Ryeowook asks. "Minnie hyung likes being with me better." He grinned at me.
Why did I call this guy my best friend? "Ryeowook, shouldn't you be with Yesung?"
"Why?"
"Because he's waiting for you."
"Why?"
"Because he has a surprise for you."
"Why?"
"Because he loves you."
"I know that. Duhh." He chuckled. I think Sungmin influenced him.
I glared. "Wookie baby."
Ryeowook shuddered. "Okay okay...don't call me that."
"Wookie baby~" Sungmin chuckled as I tease Ryeowook.
"Okay! I'm going I'm going!" Ryeowook stood up and walked away.
"You're so mean." Sungmin says. I pulled him closer and leaned for a kiss when suddenly someone pushed us to the pool. "Ahh!"
I swum up to the surface and wiped my face as I struggle floating. "Who--Ryeowook!" I yelled. Sungmin swam to the edge and held on.
"Ryeowookie~" Sungmin whined.
Ryeowook chuckled and stuck out his tongue to us. "Bleh." He ran away, giggling and happy. We looked at each other and laughed at ourselves. Eunhyuk and Donghae must've influenced him too. Oh My God, I forgot he was all innocent. Now, he's corrupted. I think I haven't been a good best friend. I didn't raise him well.
Well he's not innocent anymore anyway. Graduation came after a year. I graduated as Summa Cum-Laude while Ryeowook graduated Magna Cum-Laude. My haters never decreased, they increased every month. Its not my fault that I get smarter every day, especially when I have an inspiration. Yes, my inspiration.
"Kyuhyun, I'm melting." Sungmin complained when I kept on staring at him while cooking inside our own house.
How can you not stare at that beautiful body? "You don't like it?"
"You're becoming more and more pervy everyday." He smiled at me. Its good that Ryeowook taught him how to cook, especially now that he doesn't have magic anymore. He's still ignorant of all the things around him, even the rice cooker. And we built our house, it doesn't look like the one before but it resembles it and its located at the same place.
"SUNGMIN!!!" Donghae and Eunhyuk yelled, running to Sungmin. Oh My God. Not them again.
"Shh...don't shout. I'm cooking."
"Can we borrow a knife?" They asked.
"What for? Oh never mind. Here." He gave them the knife without looking at them. After receiving it, they quickly ran away. What's the knife for?
"AHH! OHMAGAWD!!" WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!" Yesung yelled from upstairs. I wanna know what they were doing too so I stood up. "YOU'RE TRYING TO CIRCUMCISE EUNHYUK?!"
Okay, I went back to my chair. And I don't hear anything. "HYUK SAID HE'S NOT YET CIRCUMCISED!" Donghae yelled back.
"YEAH BUT YOU SHOULD GET A DOCTOR TO CIRCUMCISE HIM!!! WTF?!"
"Oh I know, Ryeowook's a doctor!" Donghae ran downstairs and grabbed the telephone.
"DONGHAE DON'T YOU DARE CALL RYEOWOOK!" Yesung chased him and jumped over him, trying to grab the telephone from him. "STUPID FISH! HAVE YOU NOT UNDERGONE YOUR OWN CIRCUMCISION?!"
"OF COURSE I DID! DUHH!" He was able to kick Yesung on the -ehem- and dial Ryeowook's hospital. He waited for someone to answer while Yesung curled up, leaning on the wall, holding his -ehem-. "Hello? Is Ryeowook there?"
"DONGHAE!!" Yesung yelled, crawling to Donghae who was securing the phone while sitting on the floor.
"Ryeowook!" Oh no. "Hey, do you know how to circumcise???" He asks. "You know--ah!" He yelled when Yesung threw a pillow on him. One after another. "HEY!!!!"
"GTFO THE TELEPHONE!!!"
I've had enough of this yelling. Why are they always in my house anyway? I stood up and went out of the kitchen. "E-HEM!!" I cleared my throat to catch their attention which I succeeded. They looked at me. "If you guys don't stop, I'll file a case on the court. Animal Abuse." Yes, I'm an attorney. Finally they stopped.
"WE'RE NOT ANIMALS!!" Took them long to realize that.
"You look like animals." I glared. "Now stop yelling at each other and stop fighting. And you're older Yesung hyung."
"What does my age have to do with this?"
"Shouldn't you be working right now?" Yesung hyung's an engineer and part time -frustrated- singer. He graduated first so he had a job first. He's quite rich by the way and he asked Ryeowook already to marry him, and they have their own house already. Which I think, will be a double wedding soon. I turned back to Sungmin and it looks like he's still busy cooking. Let's hope he doesn't burn the house.
Suddenly, Ryeowook came in. Wearing a white doctor's coat and with a stethoscope around his neck, looking clean. Ahh, he looks professional. "I was talking to someone on the phone who suddenly hung up. What happened here?" He asked, putting his hands on the pockets.
"Donghae tried to circumcise Eunhyuk." Yesung said directly looking at him.
Ryeowook looked speechless. "Circumcise? Oh, so that's why he asked me." He looked at Donghae. "Do you know how?"
Donghae shook his head. "But Hyuk wants me to circumcise him."
"Then I'll teach you how." Ryeowook walked upstairs and looked for Eunhyuk as Donghae follows. Yesung grabbed Donghae on the collar and glared at him.
"You are not going anywhere." He said.
"But he said he's gonna teach me how." Donghae teased. "Sucks you." Ryeowook came down before Donghae could come up. "Why did you come down?"
"Who knocked Eunhyuk out? He's unconscious upstairs." He said while walking pass them, going straight to the kitchen casually.
Donghae gasped. "HYUK!!!" He ran upstairs worriedly.
"I think he fainted when Hae told him that circumcision is when they cut your penis. I think he was shocked, he may have thought he'll lose his eggo. Or maybe when he saw the knife earlier." Yesung said as he followed Ryeowook to the kitchen.
"Knife?" Ryeowook asks. "You mean this knife?" He showed a knife which I think he found upstairs. When Yesung nodded, Ryeowook glared at him. "This is a kitchen knife. What's this doing there?" As I keep on watching them, I get curious too.
"Circumcision?"
Ryeowook made a disgusted look when heard Yesung's answer and dropped the knife on the table. "Ugghh...they used this??"
"Eunhyuk's not circumcised yet." Yesung added. Okay, why are they talking about circumcision? Isn't that supposed to be a sensitive matter? And how old is Eunhyuk hyung anyway?
Sungmin turned around and looked like he was looking for something. "Where's the knife? Oh there it is!" He grabbed the knife on the table. Ryeowook pulled the knife back from immediately. "Oh hi Wookie."
"Hyung, don't use this!" He says.
"Why not?"
"Someone...spread bacterias in this knife so you can't use it anymore. If you use this with bacterias in it, the food may become contaminated and then we'll get poisoned which may lead to us getting uber sick and diseased and we might die soon." Ryeowook explained.
Sungmin nodded. I understood that, I don't know if Sungmin did. "Uh-huh. Pardon?"
Ryeowok sighed. "Someone...spread bacterias in this knife so you can't use it anymore. If you use this with bacterias in it, the food may become contaminated and then we'll get poisoned which may lead to us getting uber sick and diseased and we might die soon." And he really repeated every word of it.
Sungmin raised and eyebrow. "Again?"
I stood up and approached them. "Bunny, he meant, if you use this knife, I may die because its dirty." I explained gently.
He gasped. "Oh My God, we can't use this!" He took it and washed on the sink. I looked at Ryeowook and smiled before sitting back. Ryeowook turned to Yesung and looked at him suspiciously.
"Yesung, what're you doing here?" He asks. "I don't remember you having a day-off."
"Uhhh..." Yesung approached Ryeowook. "Uhh...you see baby, since I proposed to you already, I wanted to know what date do you plan for our wedding."
"Oh. Yeah right...date. Hmm...how 'bout May 13th?" He suggested.
"Isn't 13 an unlucky number?"
"Nope. Not in my world. We'll make 13 the luckiest number." He said while smiling and leaned to Yesung for a kiss. (chu <3)
I need to propose immediately. But...how am I gonna propose? Also, where do they plan to get married? "Ryeowookie, where do you plan to get married? This country doesn't allow gay marriage."
"Oh, we found a priest. He has his own church and such. I don't know, seems complicated." Ryeowook answered.
"Who?"
"Choi Siwon."
Sungmin suddenly flinched in the middle of cooking. "Ah!" Siwon...?
"Are you alright Bunny?" I asked. He turned to us and nodded, smiling.
Hmmm...seems like getting married would be fine. I really really need to propose immediately.
"Ah, Yesung, I need to go. We have so many patients." Ryeowook said while checking his watch.
"Do you want me to drive you babes?"
"Sure." Ryeowook walked first and waved goodbye while Yesung followed him. What a happy couple. Ryewook smells like alcohol every day.
How 'bout tomorrow night? Later that evening, when Eunhyuk and Donghae left my house alone, I secretly called Ryeowook while Sungmin was busy cooking, again. "Ryeowookie?"
"Huh? Oh, Kyu~ Something wrong?"
"Uhh, you see, I'm planning on proposing to Sungmin."
Ryeowook yelled over the phone. "Really?! OMG--Yesung give me back my boxers for God's sakes."
Oops. Looks like I was interrupting something, so I'll make this quick. "Do you have any idea how to propose romantically?"
"Oh my God, you're like the smartest guy ever and you don't know about these things?"
That was unnecessary. "How did Yesung hyung propose to you?"
"Oh. During our monthsary, he took me out, let me eat a cake then suddenly I found something on the cake, which was a ring. I was so surprised then I asked him why is there a ring inside then he proposed!" He giggled.
"Should I do that too?"
"Yeah! It always works!"
"Mm 'kay, thanks Ryeowookie."
"Good luck! Bye~" I hung up the phone and thought deeply. I'm so lucky tomorrow's our monthsary.
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So when tomorrow came, I asked him out for a date in a romantic expensive restaurant. Eunhyuk and Donghae suggested this to me and for once, they did something I would thank them for. The place was really romantic and oozing.
"Kyu-pon, this place looks expensive. Can you afford the prices?" Sungmin asks as we settle down in one of the tables at the balcony of the restaurant.
"Of course I can afford this. Now pick what you want to eat." I told him as he look at the menu. Wow, everything looks delicious.
"Tortellini?" Sungmin asks. "Gnocchi with Gorgonzola?" Okay, I admit, these are weird names for a recipe and this is an Italian restaurant. I followed Sungmin and ordered Tortellini and Gnocchi with Gorgonzola, which turns out to be, Toretellini - a ring shaped pasta and Gnocchi - a pasta with gorgonzola. Not exactly what we imagined but I guess its okay.
When the dishes arrived, it looked really tasty and when we tasted it, it was so fucking delicious. What do you expect from Italian recipes? This totally made our night, a romantic dinner and delicious pastas. When I noticed Sungmin almost finished his food, I gestured the waiter to bring out the cake, with the ring inside.
Sungmin, being so innocent, almost jumped off his seat when the cake was served to us and the waiter yelled 'Happy Anniversary!'. He looked really excited seeing the cake so he looked at me. I told him he can eat it now. He sliced the cake happily and ate the part he sliced. I watched him, waiting for him to notice the ring.
Then, his facial expression changed. He was chewing something but he didn't know what it was. And he choked and coughed. "Sungmin?" I was alarmed so I approached him. "Sungmin, are you alright?!"
"I -cough- something's stuck -cough- on my throat!" He continued to cough more. I panicked so I tapped him hard on the back and he threw the ring out from his mouth, catching it with his hands. "Huh? What's this? A ring?" Yes, he found it. "Who puts a ring on a cake?" He complained and attempted to throw it but I managed to stop him.
"Wait bunny!"
"What?"
I held his hands and took the ring. "This ring, is for you." He looked at me, clueless. I knelt down properly and sighed. "Will you marry me?"
His eyes widened and he blushed. He opened his mouth but was speechless and I kept waiting for an answer. "Oh My God, Kyu you are so romantic! You almost killed me." He giggled.
"So, your answer?"
He smiled at me. "Yes! Of course I will!" He hugged me tightly and I welcomed his arms around me. Finally, I was able to propose.
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yup, this is the end. =)
I promised a fluffy happy ending so here...
sorry if it has no hanchul~ just imagine hanchul is also happy~
I WILL MISS YOU GUYS~
I'll write a side story of this.
about their weddings. xP
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