Title: Epitaph
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Yesung/Ryeowook
Genre: Romance, Humor, Drama
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The boys are not mine, just the fic^^
Summary: Sungmin pretends from being Kyuhyun's fiancee, to his his sister, then back from being his fiancee...then his wife?
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"Kyuhyunnie," Ryeowook calls, turning to him then turning back to the front. "Can you please slow down? You don't even know where Minnie hyung is."
"I swear I'll find him around here." Kyuhyun replies, looking around seriously but driving fast which was scaring the hell out of Ryeowook.
"Around where?" Ryeowook asks again, crossing his arms. "Hyunnie, just try calling him again."
"If I will he's gonna lie! Ryeowook can you not see how stupid he is?"
Ryeowook pouts then looked infront, eyes widening. "Kyuhyun yellow!" He yells.
Kyuhyun stopped the car, startled by Ryeowook and was looking in front. "Huh?"
"Kyuhyun, yellow means slow down not stop." Ryeowook says, pointing at the traffic light. "Go~" Kyuhyun glared at him and started the engine. "Stop!" He yells again.
"What now?!" Kyuhyun yells, exasperating and pissed.
"Its the red light, so you stop."
"I know that! Why do you have to yell?!" He yells, sighing. "God, Ryeowook."
Ryeowook giggled and stares at Kyuhyun. "Have you been drinking too much coffee lately?"
"No," He says. "Just shut up for awhile."
"Okay fine," Ryeowook says, looking outside the window. "Hyunnie, do you think Minnie hyung wear a modern frizzy dress?"
"Huh? Why ask so suddenly?"
"Just answer." He insists, still looking outside the window.
"Yeah I think. I bought him one to wear."
"Oh I see," Ryeowook nods. "Will he also wear a pink headband with diamonds?"
"Yeah, I remember buying one," Kyuhyun answers. "Wait, why are you asking?" He asks, irritated, turning to Ryeowook.
"Cause I think that's him." Ryeowook says, pointing someone at the opposite sidewalk, standing and waiting to cross.
Kyuhyun looked immediately and was alarmed. "Fuck, that's him!" He yells, taking off his seat belt and going out immediately, running in front of the cars to Sungmin.
"I see..." Ryeowok nods, watching Kyuhyun. "I'll just wait here. Goodluck." He says, leaning on the seat as Kyuhyun crosses the lane to the opposite road.
"Sungmin!" He yells, running fast and mad. Sungmin, spotting him turned around immediately, trying to avoid Kyuhyun and walked in the middle of the crowded people. "Damn!" Kyuhyun looked around immediately, hoping to see Sungmin. "You're dead when I find you."
How did he find me? I'm so dead. Sungmin thought as he walks with a fast pace out of the crowded people. I need to go back firs-- "Ah!" He yells, shocked when someone grabbed his arm from behind him. When he was turned around, he gasps. "Kyuhyun?!"
"Found you." He smirks.
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Meanwhile, Ryeowook was waiting patiently but the cars horned loudly behind him. "Hmmm...should I drive?" He asks himself, looking at the steering wheel then smirks. "I think I should drive." He says, switching on the driver's seat, excited as he puts on his seatbelt. "Hihi, I'mma drive!"
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"Where the heck did you go?!" Kyuhyun yells, catching the crowd's attention which made Sungmin bow down his head.
"Sorry." He whispers.
"Don't you know how I was worried about you?!"
"Hey, I'm okay!"
"You don't know a single thing about you don't you?! You're my fiancee now! For God's sakes, I'm the world's youngest CEO and your fiance!"
"I know that!"
"No you don't! You just go out and do whatever you want! Everybody wants a scoop from you, you don't know what they'll do for that!"
"I know that too!"
"Why?! Did you give one? Did you?!"
Sungmin froze, trembling. To be yelled in the middle of the crowd, its embarrassing but he didn't care. He's scared because Kyuhyun's mad at him. "I...did."
Kyuhyun sighs, putting his hands on his hips. "What did you say?"
"I did...an interview."
Kyuhyun looked at him, mad and pissed. He doesn't know why he did that but he's mad. When he turned beside him, he noticed the building. "Korea Star?" He reads. "This is Kim Kibum's workplace," He says. "Sungmin, you accepted an interview from Kibum?" he asks, sure from his tone.
"I..." He paused and thought. So basically, its pretty obvious that he knows or if not he'll still know when the issue comes out next week soo..."Yeah I did. Are you mad?"
"What do you think?" He says, sarcastically.
"Okay look, I'm sorry."
"Why did you do that?"
"I...I just want to earn money to pay my debt."
"You really want to leave soon?"
"No..Yes...No, I mean, I want to pay my debt as soon as I can."
"You're pretending to be my fiancee to pay your debt," Kyuhyun starts. "If you pay me now, there's no point in you pretending to be my fiancee."
"I see."
They stared at each other for awhile until Kyuhyun spoke. "I'll add this to your debt."
"What?! Why?!"
"I told you to call me and you didn't, stupid." He says, turning around. Sungmin followed him ofcourse, a natural thing by now.
"But.." Sungmin attempted to ask but didn't when Kyuhyun stopped and was looking for something on the road. "What's wrong?"
"I can't find my car." He says, still looking for it.
"You brought your car? Where?"
"I did. I left it with Ryeowook when I came after you."
"You left your car with Ryeowook?"
"I left it on the road, when the spotlight went red."
"You left your car on the road with Ryeowook?!" Sungmin gasps.
"Yeah..."
"And you say I'm stupid, well look who's more stupid than me..." Sungmin says, looking at Kyuhyun who is shockingly calm but is still looking for his car on the road. He then turned beside him together with Kyuhyun when someone horned the car to them. "Huh?"
"Oh there it is." Kyuhyun says, walking to his car driven by Ryeowook, who is still excited and was smiling widely. "Small guy driving my car, huh." He says beside the window to Ryeowook.
"You're mean," Ryeowook pouts. "You left me there so I drove your car!"
"Yay, now go out."
"No." Ryeowook glares. "I wanna drive!"
"Ryeowook."
"NO!"
"I said get out."
Ryeowook stuck out his tongue to Kyuhyun. "No."
Sungmin chuckled and walked to the car, sitting at the backseat. "Wow, so many shopping bags."
"Ryeowook, out, now!" Kyuhyun yells but Ryeowook just ignores him.
"Kyuhyun let him be, he wants to drive." Sungmin says.
"Hey, you shut up." Kyuhyun tells Sungmin and he shuts up. "Alright Wookie, I'll let you drive. But this is left and this is right okay?" He says, reminding with was left and right.
"Okay!" Ryeowook yells, happily, as Kyuhyun walks to the other side and sat on the front seat. "Left right...okay..." He repeats, reminding himself as he started to drive forward.
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Arriving back at the mansion, Ryeowook yelled happily, clapping like a seal, while Sungmin was holding on tightly to his seat, you could say scared while Kyuhyun froze. "Woohoo! Look, I made it!!!" He yells again, turning to Kyuhyun and Sungmin. "Huh? Are you guys alright? Come on!" He says, taking his seat belt off and going out of the car.
"I'm okay." Kyuhyun says, looking around him. "Where's Ryeowook?" He asks himself as he goes out of the car and opened Sungmin's door. "Yah! Stupid!"
Sungmin moved a little. "I'm alive." He whispers and he turns to Kyuhyun. "Or we're both dead."
"You're alive, idiot."
"Oh.Thank God," He says, going out of the car and sighing. "It wasn't that bad though." He added, referring to Ryeowook's driving.
"Speaking of, where is he?" Kyuhyun asks, looking around. Suddenly, they heard a small voice from the other side of the car. Clueless and curious, they walked to the other side of the car slowly and there, they saw Ryeowook sitting infront of the tire. A flat tire. "Wookie? What're you doing there?"
"Oh," He turns. "Your tire is flat."
"I can see it." Kyuhyun answers.
Ryeowook stood up and walked to the door of the back seat, opened it and took out his shopping bags. "Kyuhyunnie, I can drop this to your house?" He asks.
"Yeah whatever." Kyuhyun replies, calling for someone to fix his tire or he won't be using it.
"I'll help you with that!" Sungmin offers, grabbing half of Ryeowook's shopping bags and walked together with him to the mansion.
Kyuhyun was gonna follow after talking to someone on the phone but was stopped when his phone rang again. He saw who was calling and it was Hankyung. Great, he remembered he ditched them. What a great CEO. He answered since he didn't have a choice anyway. "Yah?"
"Why are you answering rudely?"
"Sorry. What is it?"
"Listen, I set a meeting with my uncle and you. He'll meet you downtown for dinner," Hankyung starts, ruffling papers heard over the phone. He sounds like he's looking for something. "Wait...oh, I think in some luxurious restaurant, you know that vampire thing?"
"I know that place."
"Okay, so are you cool?"
"Yeah, I'll be there."
"Oh and," Hankyung says. "Bring Sungson with you."
"Why?"
"My uncle wants to meet her, duhh."
"Why?"
"I showed him her picture."
"Why?"
"Why do you keep on asking?"
"Just answer."
"Hey, we're not even BFFs, why are you talking to me like that?"
"Sorry about that. Are you done?"
"Yeah. Don't forget to bring Sungson!"
"I hear ya." He says before hanging up and sighs. "Sungson, my ass."
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Sungmin and Ryeowook threw the shopping bags on the couch as Ryeowook slammed himself on the other couch, sighing. "I'm tired." He says, his bangs covering his eyes.
"Do you want to eat Wookie?" Sungmin asks, standing in front of him.
"You're not gonna change first?"
"Oh yeah," Sungmin says, snapping. "I almost forgot. Wait, I'll change first." He walked pass the door as Kyuhyun opens it and spotted Sungmin. He immediately called him causing Sungmin to stop. "Huh?" He turns to Kyuhyun who was closing the door and turned to him.
"Come here," He gestures. Sungmin immediately walked over as Kyuhyun wanted. "Don't change clothes."
"Why?" He asks. Its been a habit to ask why since now he doesn't even know why he's used to wearing female's clothes now. He still has to ask why though.
"We're going out for dinner," Kyuhyun starts. "We're gonna have to meet Hankyung's dad."
"Do I have to come?"
"I was wondering that too but you have to."
"Okay," Sungmin nods. "If you say so." Kyuhyun looked at him, confused.
"Can I come too???" Ryeowook asks, brushing off his hair covering his face. "Can I?"
"No, you go home." Kyuhyun says, Ryeowook pouts.
"Awww...that sucks. I'll just ask Henli to pick me up then."
"Yeah, you do that." Kyuhyun nods as he walks to the living room where Ryeowook and his shopping bags were.
Sungmin smiled, standing there and watching Kyuhyun. It was supposed to be only for one night, one day, one time but it seems like its gonna be one month. This one day, seems so long. Too long already. It doesn't even feel right anymore and its weird. Someone should stop this deal but it wouldn't be him, it should be Kyuhyun. He made it so he ends it.
There's no way out. Pay $10 to go in, pay $20 to go out. Its like that. Its easy to go in but its hard to go out.
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Before dinner came, Henli came to pick Ryeowook up. He was with Ryeowook's dad so they brought a car with them, and for Ryeowook's shopping bags also. They found out he's been using his dad's credit card too. So, when dinner came, Sungmin fixed his hair with the pink streaks still obvious at the tips of his hair. He made several faces in front of the mirror until Kyuhyun passed behind him and hit him on the head, murmuring idiot, stupid, dumb again.
Kyuhyun gave him a better shoewear though. Doll shoes. Well it matched the color of his dress so its alright, add up the headband. Then he realized he looked like Barbie. "Wow." He says, looking at himself in front of the mirror.
"Sungmin!" Kyuhyun yells from outside. Sungmin grabbed his bag, courtesy of Ryeowook, and ran outside, comfortable with the doll shoes. When he reached outside, Kyuhyun was waiting outside the gate with a cab. He then remembered that his car's tire was flat, he thank God he won't have to ask. Kyuhyun's stupid-idiot-dumb is a pain on the ears.
Both of them went in the cab, Sungmin behaved as usual, he's actually scared that Kyuhyun will get mad at him again. Kyuhyun instructed the cab driver, cause he was a noob. When the cab stopped, Sungmin was in awe when he saw the restaurant. "Dracula?" was the first thing that came to his mind. Not Twilight. Kyuhyun went off the cab and so Sungmin did the same, still staring at the building. Hankyung's uncle have nice tastes... "Drakyula." He played, and chuckled.
"I heard you, stupid." Kyuhyun says, walking pass by him. Sungmin watched but followed immediately, tugging Kyuhyun's suit and stopped him. "What?"
"You're supposed to be escorting me." Sungmin whispers, pointing at the couples going in one by one.
Kyuhyun rolled his eyes and sighed, he let Sungmin wrap his arm around his as they walk together. When they passed the lady on the desk, Sungmin smiled at her. Kyuhyun then asked the waiter where their reservation was, after asking their names, the waiter immediately took them to their table. Arriving, it seems like Hankyung's uncle was already there, talking with someone on the phone. When the man spotted them, he immediately ended his call and stood up to meet them. "Hi." He says, smiling.
Sungmin and Kyuhyun bowed in respect to the old man. "Hi Mr.?" Kyuhyun starts.
"Mr. Han, just call me Mr. Han."
"Nice to meet you Mr. Han, I'm Cho Kyuhyun and this is my fiancee," He pulls Sungmin in front. "Sungson."
"Nice to meet you!" Sungmin greeted, smiling. "I'm Sungson, Mr. Han."
"Ahh, such a happy lady," Mr. Han says. "Shall we sit?" He asks. The three of them sat immediately, calling the waiter to order their food. Sungmin was less uncomfortable but he was nervous still.
The waiter took their orders, which Sungmin wasn't able to order for himself but Kyuhyun did. Adding to the list was wine, Sungmin wasn't good with wine, even few rice wine can make him drunk already, so he reminded himself not to drink too much wine. He kept a smiling face to lighten their serious mood, also tried to crack up jokes. He was happy to see Mr. Han laughing but was delighted when he saw Kyuhyun smiling and hiding his laughter.
When they were eating their dinner, Sungmin wasn't able to talk since they were talking about business. Negotiations, products, money and stuffs he doesn't want to get involved to at all. It seems like he's doing a great job in making a nice impression of himself. He doesn't know how long he can keep up with this but he hoped he won't have to deal with woman his age to avoid being close with them. He knows he'll leave soon anyway, so it won't be a good idea to get close to Hankyung's uncle.
Afterwards, it seemed like Kyuhyun and Mr. Han had a good deal. Mr. Han called for some wine which was later served to each of them. Sungmin drank one glass in one sip and asked for more. "Wow, she sure can drink." Mr. Han says as Sungmin kept on drinking more. "You have a nice lady with you, you should take care of her." He tells Kyuhyun.
"Yes," Kyuhyun replies, uncomfortable with Sungmin's drinking. "I will."
"Ya heard that?" Sungmins says, his voice wobbling as he chuckles.
Is he drunk? Kyuhyun thought. He took Sungmin's glass and put it back on the table but Sungmin took it again. "I think you had too much wine already." He says with Mr. Han watching them.
"What? No~" Sungmin says, standing up. "Hey, more wine please!" He yells, almost stumbling but was pulled by Kyuhyun back on the chair. "This wine...is awesome!" He yells again, his body wobbling while pointing at the glass of wine on his hands. "Drink some!" He gave one to Mr. Han but Kyuhyun took it instead, apologizing to Mr. Han.
"Its alright," Mr. Han says, smiling to them. "How long have you been together?"
"Well--"
"Not too long," Sungmin interrupted. "I haven't seen his penis yet." He continued, chuckling, drinking more wine. Kyuhyun and Mr. Han choked. Kyuhyun sighed and carried Sungmin on his shoulder. "Hey!"
"Sorry Mr. Han, we need to go home," Kyuhyun says. "I'll just call you."
"Yeah sure, take care of her!" Mr. Han added, watching as Kyuhyun walks while carrying Sungmin on his shoulder, catching everyone's attention because of Sungmin's annoying whines.
"You're really gonna be dead Sungmin." Kyuhyun whispers.
When Kyuhyun reached outside, the security guard helped him to stand Sungmin as he looks for a cab. Finding one, they both carried Sungmin inside the cab with the driver opening the door for them. They accidentally hit Sungmin's head on the window so Sungmin yelled. "Ow! Hey, watch it you jerks!"
Kyuhyun sat on the front seat, letting Sungmin to take the whole backseat to sleep. When they arrived back to the mansion, the driver helped Kyuhyun bring Sungmin off of the cab and carry him inside. Kyuhyun took it from the gate so the cab driver won't have to go in. He paid the driver before walking back to the house, carrying the heavy Sungmin with him. "He's heavy for someone who doesn't look like it. Damn." He complains.
He threw Sungmin onto the couch and felt sorry for being harsh, but he was really heavy. He sighed, looking at Sungmin. "He needs to lose weight. He'll have to, I'm gonna die if he won't."
"Kyuhyunnie..." Sungmin murmured, switching positions, his eyes closed. Kyuhyun watched him closely and it looks like he's sleeping. "Kyuhyun-ah..." He moaned. Kyuhyun couldn't help but kneel down beside the couch and watch Sungmin more closely. He curved a smile, a little smile and brushed off Sungmin's hair thaw was covering his face. "Kyuhyun...why is your voice... so beautiful...?" Sungmin murmured again, almost a soft whisper.
Kyuhyun was confused. Did he heard me sing? He asks himself.
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A/N:
aww..kyuhyun needs to undergo surgery again, his ear right?
lol, how many surgeries did he have already? xD
his double eyelid, his accident, and now his ear?
Advanced Happy Birthday to Ryeowookie~! Ryeonggu~~
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