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[supergorgeous]

Jade was ice skating, and when I tried to join him, he cast an arte to melt a hole in the ice so that I'd fall through. And then I couldn't get out, and the city had to form a search party to get me out before I FROZE TO DEATH.

AND THEN JADE WENT ON ABOUT HOW ANNOYING I WAS FOR CAUSING ALL THE COMMOTION, LIKE HE WASN'T THE ONE WHO'D JUST ATTEMPTED

Comments

[trolloboros]

Sounds like this Jade had a rather absurd sense of humor.

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[supergorgeous]

Well-- Yes, he does.

[supergorgeous]

BUT THIS WASN'T ABOUT HUMOR, IT WAS SIMPLY ABOUT HIM BEING A WRETCHED HUMAN BEING.

[trolloboros]

With a penchant for slapstick comedy.

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[existais]

[existais]

You can't say he isn't creative.

[supergorgeous]

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO COMPLIMENT HIM, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME.

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[existais]

Feeling sorry for you isn't going to do anything, is it?

[hidesinrestroom]

Poor dear. I'll keep you warm. ♥

[supergorgeous]

You'd better.

[hidesinrestroom]

All night long.

[deathbutler]

Oh.

Jade.

[supergorgeous]

Yes, Jade.

[deathbutler]

Let's talk about another man instead!

[neverendingbeat]

Drowning wasn't a concern?

[supergorgeous]

...Well, yes, that too, although I like to think I was VERY TALENTED at holding my breath for long periods of time as a child!

...And I could resurface from that same hole for a split second every so often as long as Jade wasn't looking. WHICH HE HARDLY DID AT ALL.

[neverendingbeat]

Perhaps Jade only said what he did because you scared him. No-one likes to think a loved one might die.