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Title: Don’t Touch Me There
Pairing: Akame
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Crack, Smut
Beta: carboncastel
Disclaimer: Please just let them own each other already. I don’t.
Summary: Kamenashi merely brushes off Akanishi’s attempts at winning his body heart because the turtle’s not gay!
A/N: Time setting is around debut days of KAT-TUN. And this is sort of a reward for kyleeers for having finished her academics for this school year lol. Lastly, it’s a crack fic, okay? NOT to be taken seriously. Or technically. Or whatever. Just. Enjoy! xD
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Okay, so Kame dances like a whore and shapes his brows like a female runway model. So what? For sure, he’s not the only guy who does that. Yes. Guy. Because Kamenashi Kazuya is straight. No matter what anyone says about his choice of clothes or his fan service with other men, it was all about work. In the real world, the one without cameras following him everywhere all the time, Kame was the straightest guy on earth. Straighter than your standard twelve-inch ruler, yes sir.
So really, when Akanishi Jin, his bandmate, began to get close and touchy and needy in ways more than necessary or permissible, Kame’s immediate reaction was repulsion. It just wasn’t right.
It had been going on for a few weeks now, and god knows Kame tried to be patient and tolerant. He tried to be polite when he moved away from Akanishi, because those touches were becoming way too intimate to mean friendship. Kame tried to be subtle in telling the older man to just stay goddamn away, dammit, by declining offers to dinner, hanging out invites, and pretty much everything else. Including an invitation to spend the weekend at the Akanishi residence. Before that invite was made, Kame had overheard Akanishi telling Yamashita that his parents were away for the weekend, setting off warning alarms in Kame’s head and ringing out “SEXUAL HARASSMENT!”
“I, er… can’t,” Kame simply said, avoiding the imploring gaze his bandmate set upon him.
“Why not?” Jin pouted, his adorably silly face looking out of place in the austere corridor of the Jimusho.
Kame sighed and decided that he should set this thing straight once and for all.
“Akanishi,” he began, and for a fleeting moment, Jin looked hopeful. “If you think I’m - interested - in things like - um… I’m not. Okay? Sorry.”
Jin stared for a while, his pout turning into a sad frown.
“But… I like you.”
And Akanishi confirmed the worst for Kame. And Kame was already tired and was slowly getting annoyed.
“But I don’t.”
And with those words, Kame walked away. As he made his way home that night, though, he thought that he had probably been too harsh with Akanishi. It’s not like they were strangers. He could have said it in a nicer way, so he decided he would apologize. He began to create a script in his head to tell Akanishi the next day that sounded sincere but something that wouldn’t give the older man false hope.
“You, um, wanted to talk…?” Jin cautiously spoke as he entered the KAT-TUN locker rooms.
Kame would have opted for a better place and time, as he was wearing only a towel around his waist after finishing his shower, but Jin was here now and it made no sense to put it off.
“Uh, yeah,” Kame answered uncomfortably as Jin approached.
He looked worriedly around. He and Jin were the only ones in the room, and again, the warning alarm in his head rang, this time screaming “RAPE!”
“What about?”
Akanishi smiled and, with a rush of panic, Kame thought he saw a glint of malice, but then it became sweet and sincere like Jin’s smile yesterday before Kame downright rejected him.
“What’s that smile for?” Kame blurted out, annoyed once again.
“Eh?”
“I mean - no, ignore that.”
Kame fumbled with his locker’s bolt as he spoke.
“I just wanted to apologize for yesterday - ”
“So you’re going to come over this weekend?” Jin asked brightly.
“What? No!”
Kame yelled as if Jin were not right in front of him, and the taller man quivered.
“Akanishi, I just thought I offended you yesterday because of what I said but - my answer hasn’t changed. I appreciate it, but - ”
“You can’t go because I like you,” Jin stated, sounding both knowing and disappointed.
“I can’t be more than friends with you, Jin.”
There, Kame thought as he looked Jin in the eye. He had used Akanishi’s first name. He hoped the message would finally get through. Jin looked back, blank for a second, and then the pleading look was back on.
“Won’t you at least give it a try?” Jin said in a hushed tone, his pitch rising at the end, very much like a child. Kame was just about to ask what he meant when the older man candidly dropped to his knees and stared up at Kamenashi with those puppy dog eyes. “I promise I’ll make you feel good.”
“What - ”
Kame’s unfinished question was answered as Akanishi tenderly placed his warm hands on Kame’s hips, his fingers sliding along the edges of the towel. While Kame was definitely, certainly straight, he was just paralyzed, too shocked with what was happening. With what was going to happen. And then, without warning, the towel was stripped off him and everything that took place after was a blur.
Kame could swear Jin was so tempted to say “Hello!” when the towel came off and he was met at eye-level with Kame’s erect cock - Wait, erect? Why is it even erect? Kame barely had time to berate himself for having a hard-on because of Jin, because at that moment, Jin took the whole of his length in.
Kame bit his lip to prevent a moan from escaping. He was not supposed to be enjoying this. But damn, Jin’s mouth felt good around him, so good that it made him thrust his hips forward and, proving only how good he was, Jin met the thrusts with his head movements so that Kame hit the back of his throat repeatedly.
“Oh fuck - ” Kame let out, inhibitions out the window as he held onto a locker handle for dear life, his shaft going deeper and deeper, his eyes closed.
It was a good thing everyone had already gone home, so no one could possibly walk in on this bizarre, shockingly lewd scene. For a few moments, nothing could be heard except the slick sounds of Kame’s shaft going in and out of Jin’s mouth and both men’s panting that accompanied the shuffle.
“Oh god - oh - oh - oh - ”
A few more thrusts and Kame came into Jin’s mouth as he let out a desperate moan. He realized he was leaning on the locker doors, and so he straightened up, trying to compose himself. Damn, he did not just enjoy that.
Kame opened his eyes and saw Jin still kneeling in front of him, looking up like a lost puppy, only this puppy had cum dribbling on his chin. Jin cleared his throat, as if waiting for Kame’s approval of sorts.
“You…” Kame began, not quite sure what he wanted to say.
Jin continued to look up expectantly with his child-like round eyes, but the younger man decided he was not going to say anything. Kame hurriedly picked his towel up from the floor and wrapped it around his waist again. He had prepared his clothes on the bench before Akanishi came into the room, so he picked those up, too, his hand shaking as he did so, along with his bag, and walked out. He was going to change into his clothes somewhere else. Not here.
He entered the nearest comfort room, got himself a cubicle and began dressing. What just fucking happened? Akanishi just gave you a blowjob, obviously. Okay, so that did happen. And you enjoyed it. No, I didn’t. You goddamn came in his mouth. So?
“Kame?” Jin’s voice suddenly echoed around the restroom. “Are you in here?”
Kame held his breath as he dressed up, careful not to make a sound. After a while, he heard Akanishi’s footsteps exit the comfort room, and he sighed in relief.
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I wasn’t able to stop Akanishi out of shock.
It had become some sort of a mantra that Kamenashi kept repeating to himself as he went home, settled into his apartment, as he went to shower (but that part was ineffective because all it managed to do was give him another hard-on), when he went to bed, and into the morning that followed.
Admittedly, he was confused because he was having a hard time figuring out why it felt so good. Why he was even aroused at the sight of Akanishi kneeling in front of him. No, he was not aroused because of the sight. It was because he knew he was going to get a blowjob, of course. He liked blowjobs. Everyone loves blowjobs!
It was only next morning on his way to the Jimusho that Kame realized - or rather, convinced himself - that it was actually Jin’s fault. Jin took advantage of him. Of his arousal, damn that.
Consequently, Kame decides to give Akanishi the cold shoulder during practice and even became overcritical of Jin’s mistakes. Of course, the older man was forever a pitiful, pouting puppy around Kame, and even their bandmates began to wonder why they’re suddenly not hanging out and why Kame’s always in such a bad mood.
“Well, because someone’s been overstepping their boundaries,” Kame replied, his nose up in the air, when Koki innocently asked.
Kame was angry. He wasn’t gay. He shouldn’t be rattled by this. He shouldn’t be confused just because his friend was being the usual Bakanishi that he is. Okay, maybe giving head was more than the usual Bakanishi, but still!
“What do you want, Jin?” Kame asked, sighing.
He was supposed to be angry, but somehow he couldn’t bring himself to yell at the pout that Akanishi was once again showing him. The older man entered the dressing room and cautiously approached Kame, who sincerely hoped that Jin was sorry for everything and came to apologize.
“You’re asking what I want?”
Jin asked back in a quiet voice, though Kame thought there was a hint of mischief. But he’s not in a position to try anything more, Kame reassured himself.
“I want a relationship.”
Kame almost dropped the hand mirror he was holding and stared openmouthed, quite unable to believe what he had just been told. Akanishi had a pleased smile on him, and it only aggravated Kame’s annoyance and made him blurt out, “I’m not gay!”
Yeah right, Kamenashi. Keep telling yourself that.
Saying one thing and feeling - no, thinking, feelings had nothing to do with this - thinking another was taking its toll on Kame’s sanity. Jin had to stop, seriously. Kame closed his eyes in frustration, but that proved to be a bad move because when he did, he felt soft, glossy lips press tenderly onto his. Kame’s eyes shot open to see, well, Jin’s face against his own and so he struggled, pushing at Jin’s shoulders to no avail.
Jin’s fingers curled around Kame’s wrists, preventing the younger man from resisting any further and to be completely honest, Kame could have easily twisted away if he really wanted to get Jin off him, but he didn’t. Why?
“Now, tell me honestly. How does that make you feel?” Akanishi asked, a little breathless, when he finally broke the kiss.
If it came from another person, the question would sound so smug and arrogant but, looking at Akanishi, Kame knew that it was an innocent question, perhaps even a plea, and Kame was… Kame wasn’t so sure anymore. He stared into Jin’s childlike orbs for a few more moments before, like the previous day, he walked away without a word.
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Kame’s heart beat furiously against his ribcage as he walked down the clean, white corridors of the Jimusho. He was quite inevitably going to meet Jin again today in practice, and he had a plan in mind.
He did some overnight thinking - actually what he did all night was think, and sleep was nowhere to be found - and only managed to confuse himself even further. Akanishi Jin was his bandmate. His friend. And Kame’s a straight guy!
Or is he? Is he still? After what happened - what Akanishi did, Kame corrected himself - he wasn’t so sure anymore. Kame was attracted to girls and just girls, but since then, he was now also attracted to Akanishi. Because of the goddamn blowjob? He honestly didn’t know.
“Love is a decision, not just a feeling,” Kame said out loud as he lay in bed, awake and restless. “You can decide to let yourself fall madly in love with Akanishi.”
Kame turned to his side, effectively messing his bed sheets as he did so, and punched the extra pillow beside him.
“And come to think of it, that’s not so difficult, is it?”
It’s not, Kame thought as he approached the dance studio the next day, his heart hammering at its fastest yet. He was met by a rather anticlimactic scene as he went through the doors. His five bandmates were already doing warm ups, so he joined Koki and chatted a bit, never glancing in Jin’s direction, although Kame always got the feeling that the older man was watching him.
By the end of their practice session, Akanishi was sulking like an emo kid. He headed straight for the showers without talking to anyone. Kame, however, thought this was the perfect time to execute his brilliant plan.
“Akanishi,” Kame said casually as he entered the shower room, his voice echoing all around the tiled walls. He heard water running at the last cubicle, but no reply came, so he walked up to the cubicle and spoke again. “Jin?”
The door slowly opened to reveal Akanishi Jin, and Kame was relieved - or not - to see that he was clothed. Well, partly. Partly clothed. Partly relieved. Kame gulped as he stared shamelessly at Jin’s naked torso, and he couldn’t tell if he was happy or bothered that he was beginning to feel rather hot in his lower regions at the sight.
Slowly, Kame stepped forward and proceeded to the next step of his unbelievable plan. Kame placed his hands on Jin’s shoulders and for a fleeting moment saw the pleasantly confused expression on the older man’s face before he closed his eyes and leaned in.
Kissing Jin was… good. Kame couldn’t exactly describe it, but it didn’t feel wrong at all.
“Kame, what - ” Jin began when Kame pulled away, but stopped almost immediately and watched dumbstruck when Kame dropped to his knees and pulled Jin's boxers down without hesitation. Kame took a deep breath and opened his mouth.
If the question is if I like men, then no, I don’t like men. But if the question is if I like Jin, I would have to say yes. I like Jin. And he happens to be a man.
~end~
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Basically I’m copy-pasting what I “announced” in my last one-shot, so to those who haven’t read, please do read on~ :D
1) I’m currently working on a massive multi-chapter fic (about 20-30 chapters long, we’re still outlining) with two friends of mine, and I’d just like to take this opportunity to ask you all to watch out for it because it’s gonna be exciting LOL seriously, though, the main genres would be drama, smut, romance, and perhaps a little crack, NC-17 rating (or higher? Idk), and many, many pairings, with the main pairing as Akame AND MaruDa and RyoDa if you must. xD Can I count on you to wait for it? Chyeaaaaa~ xD
2) I’ve mentioned some months back that I’m planning, together with some friends (same friends who’ll be working on the fic, actually) to put up a blog about Akame. Basically we’re going to analyze Akame interaction throughout the years using videos of them together. We wanted to do this because we studied Psychology in university and heck it’s gonna be fun and interesting. I shall announce here when the blog is up, so please do watch out for that, too, and we’d appreciate feedback from you guys!
Thank you!
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