Comments | superherosloth: Summary of Our Lives:

superherosloth

Summary of Our Lives:

Oct 10, 2005 22:41

There are no rewards.

Only expectations.

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junkymonday September 27 2006, 02:29:58 UTC

You big slut. Diseases? Yeah, 12 of em.

Bitch.

superherosloth September 28 2006, 18:37:46 UTC

Yeah you think it's funny...

until your walking down the street one day and all of the sudden you pass a person who begins screaming in agony when he smells the poisonous gasses fuming from your privates as a result of "Jake 7 AKA the Fume." Then suddenly you being violently swinging your arms around trying as hard as you can to beat any living thing to death (this is when you know the Jake 3/4 has begun taking control of your CNS). But I'm only wasting my time explaining all of this to you, Molly, because you've had all of these for many years now, and I'm sure that your well aware of all the varying effects of these highly contagious....airbon....infectious....STD's!

with much love,
Jake

junkymonday September 28 2006, 19:35:03 UTC

Most of my problems have resulted from Jake 3. Sometimes I just get the compulsive urge to take a bath in hydrogen peroxide. I think it may have something to do with the invisible sores that cover my body and run and spread to everyone I touch.

I can't believe you did this to me. This is what I get for all my love and sexual devotion. I don't have any friends anymore.

Thanks. Thanks a whole lot, Jake.

superherosloth October 13 2006, 00:30:57 UTC

but you have me!!

and i'm a friend/ sexually devoted love slave.

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junkymonday October 10 2006, 14:00:47 UTC

I just got spam mail from Jacob Lee, "to be endless, interstellar law, but there" was the subject.

superherosloth October 13 2006, 00:26:03 UTC

thats strange. Maybe its trying to tell you that i am endless, and interstellar.... and a law.

junkymonday October 13 2006, 02:15:14 UTC

Jake, your body is my law. My love for you is endless. I would travel forever in an interstellar journey to prove to you my devotion to that law.

superherosloth October 13 2006, 03:07:05 UTC

You should be a police officer of my law and make sure that all uphold the law that is mine. I'll even give a dog to help you uphold my law, and it will have a grand nose. A nose so powerful and keen, that any who try to break my law will be sniffed out by your loyal pup.

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