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Thou craven dismal-dreaming flax-wench!
The Item. The bitch's Grand Plan has reached fruition. She will keeping my brother in domestic servitude in New Zealand for the rest of his days. They will be getting married and having a baby next year, he called to inform us all, and because of the recession that stalks our land, they will be taking up ( Read more... ) -
Hog callin' woman
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7557013.stm
Seriously this woman makes my neighbors look refined - and that's something I never thought anyone would ever do:D
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Show Biz tattle
two items have come to my attention today. They may be well known already - I have no idea. I have been cloistered within marbled halls until last weekend. I am still blinking and trying to identify everyday objects.
One is that apparently the rather chilling Christian Bale is alleged to have been arrested for beating up his own mother and sister ( Read more... ) -
the unexpected reappearance of a sweltering gateau
Months have passed since last I spake. I have accumulated 21 messages in the message center and no matter what I do I can't get rid of them. They're all from the management, telling me what new stupid virtual gifts I can buy - yes buy - I surely do want to spend money on absolutely nothing - I mean gah! arg! And the elegant offices with de ( Read more... ) -
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/29/wcancer129.xml
Not very interesting the Israeli Prime Minister has prostate cancer but it won't kill him. It's no big deal. But what happened to Fat Man Sharon? Is his blubbery corpse still wired up to a pair of bellows, with the doctors too scared to throw the switch? Who empties ( Read more... ) -
Certain Americans
Certain Americans remind me of the "proles" described by George Orwell in his novel, 1984. "Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they reverted to a style of life that appeared natural to them, a sort of ancestral pattern. They were born, they grew up in the gutters, they went to work at twelve, they passed ( Read more... ) -
New layout , old joke
When they get through with the beta testing, will they take it away again? Never mind. Fun while it lasts. Seriously cool in comparison with all that went before, I would think there will be millions switching to beta testing.
Gavin Esler's "jokes fit for eleven year olds" - not exactly a trove of treasures, but still::
( maybe a warning for ( Read more... )
