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[superior_rose]

Pegasus,

It would be greatly appreciated if you went by the shop to inform my employer that I cannot come in today due to the fact that I am occupied with dying.

Sincerely,

Siegfried

P.S. Is there any way you can silence your bird so that I may die in peace?

Comments

[one_eye_sees]

You aren't dying, you just wish you were.

I'll throw a blanket over the bird.

[superior_rose]

Nein, nein. I am fairly sure that my head will split wide open soon. I apologize beforehand for any mess made.

Thank you.

[one_eye_sees]

If you're dying, can I have a couple of soels, if I promise to remove them quietly? I want to buy some strawberries.

[superior_rose]

Very well. But if you come back with another pet, I vow to haunt you and make certain you never have a moment's peace.