First Invasion: The Nightmare Begins

[superiorirken]

...FOOLS!

[Those who had gone to investigate the cry would find a small, green creature. He appeared to be bare-naked, besides the antennas protruding from his head and a dog collar around his neck.]

[Speaking of that collar, Zim is attempting to pull it off right now, screaming as he does so. Apparently, it's quite difficult to remove, seeing as how

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[ohmytenth]

[There is a teenage mafioso just out on patrol.

And then he sees a naked thing on a collar over there.

And he stares.]

[superiorirken]

[HE'S STARING RIGHT BACK.]

[ohmytenth]

[His mouth is open. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is what he's been waiting for.]

...who-- what are you?

[superiorirken]

[Zim lets his head fall back, as he begins to laugh.]

Ha! You expect Zim to tell you anything?

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Raz happened to be hanging around Anderson Lane because it was full of drones, and if he was going to get to the bottom of this brainwashing business, what better way than to observe them? Of course, then the obnoxious screaming distracted him and he wanted over and peered over the fence.]

What are you, some kinda alien or something?

[superiorirken]

[Zim turned to yell at the kid, but stops short once he sees him. He just stared at him, mumbling to himself.]

...It's even bigger then the Dib-beast's. Is that even possible?

[ra_ra_razputin]

What's bigger than what?

[superiorirken]

Your head is bigger then the Dib-beast's head.

[muertederojo]

*Kimbley is one of the many people who hear that cry as he passes by the yard and peeks over the edge, taking off his hat as he smiles sweetly at the naked alien, not seeming to mind it at all. He holds his hat up in greeting, his other hand holding the edge of the fence.*

You poor thing. Tied up like a dog. You're a horrible excuse for one in the first place.

[superiorirken]

Of course. Zim is not a dog, he is a normal hyuman wormbaby.

[muertederojo]

Then those two things poking out your head are two pieces of your hair, your eyes are infected and your skin has a green defect?

That's hard to believe.

[superiorirken]

Nonsense! I am a perfectly normal hyuman child! Now go away before you get vaporized.

[followyouthere]

No, but I have a feeling you're going to scream it at us anyway.

[superiorirken]

Is screaming considered unpleasant to you?

[followyouthere]

GENERALLY YES.

[superiorirken]

THEN ZIM WILL CONTINUE TO SCREAM!

[hourai_branch]

Ewwwwww.

[superiorirken]

What are you 'ewwwwwwing' at, filthy hyuman?

[hourai_branch]

You!

And I'm not human.

[superiorirken]

LIES!