Second Invasion: Storming the house.

[superiorirken]

Comments

[sanctusdei]

Why, you an alien or something? Is that why they put a dog collar on you? Heh.

[superiorirken]

The town placed a collar on Zim because he is an utmost example of hyuman normal-iness.

[sanctusdei]

Yeah, sure. This town knows what it's doing. There's a… goddamn dinosaur something in our yard. Walks and talks like a person but isn't human. And the town treats it like a pet. How do the drones treat you?

[superiorirken]

[...Upon hearing mention of that dinosaur, he's totally going to skip that last question.]

...So, that dinosaur. HOW BIG IS IT?

[grumpyopa]

There's a buckle on it. Push on the flap of the collar until it goes through that buckle, then pull on it until the little grip is free of the hole. It should come off then.

[superiorirken]

[There was a pause, and the sounds of a collar being undone.]

I suppose I should thank you, stoopid human.

But I'm not going to.

[grumpyopa]

If I'm the stupid one, how come you didn't know how to undo a buckle until just now? ((He says this extremely blandly. He really does not care.))

[superiorirken]

I don't have time to learn useless hyuman knowledge.

[hurtjustalittle]

You're the worst liar I have ever heard.

[superiorirken]

Eh? Zim does not lie down the ground! HE DOES NOT! Rather, he sleeps on a normal bed. Like all of you.

[hurtjustalittle]

I mean lying in the context of telling non-truth, you idiot.

[superiorirken]

Zim tells nothing but truth.

[ra_ra_razputin]

But you aren't human!

[superiorirken]

Of course I am!

[ra_ra_razputin]

YOU'RE GREEN.

[superiorirken]

HAVE YOU SOMETHING CLOGGING YOUR EARS!?

I have already explained that it is a skin condition.

[darker_alice]

You catch more flies with honey, or however that phrase goes.

[superiorirken]

This discussion is not about disgusting bee-made produce!

[darker_alice]

It's an expression.

It means you don't insult people that can answer your questions.

[superiorirken]

You cannot express things with flies and honey!