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Excalibur - 1st LEGEND [voice]

Feb 06, 2009 21:58

[A soft squeaky noise can be heard as Excalibur walks around ...somewhere a hallway.]

It would seem that I am in a new place.
Clearly, I am here because there are people who wish to hear my legend!
FOOLS!
One does not simply take Excalibur! Not before completing the 1,000 tasks I have for you.

But because you are not nearly as legendary as ( Read more... )

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keepwalking123 February 7 2009, 11:33:20 UTC

Uh...

What are you?

victoryandglory February 7 2009, 11:43:52 UTC

The Holy Sword, ☆EXCALIBUR☆

keepwalking123 February 7 2009, 14:21:24 UTC

Um...

I've never heard of you.

victoryandglory February 7 2009, 20:19:41 UTC

DO YOU WISH TO HEAR MY LEGEND?

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dyspath February 7 2009, 13:27:50 UTC

Did you just call me a fool?

victoryandglory February 7 2009, 20:21:42 UTC

[Ignores your question]
What is your favorite number from one to twelve?

dyspath February 8 2009, 00:49:31 UTC

[OH YEAH? Ignores your question right back at you.]

Don't change the topic.

victoryandglory February 10 2009, 06:14:02 UTC

You don't have the right to not answer! My legend began in the 12th century.

beretta92s February 7 2009, 16:00:00 UTC

What the fuck.

victoryandglory February 7 2009, 20:27:11 UTC

If you wish to know more about me, you can always read the thrilling book:
EXCALIBUR

Written by: Excalibur

beretta92s February 7 2009, 22:26:18 UTC

[Revy shook her head at the strange creature]

Ain't Excalibur a sword; not an obnoxious lil' shit?

victoryandglory February 10 2009, 06:16:19 UTC

Rejoice, young one! You are at least half right! I am the famous Holy Sword, EXCALIBUR.

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lowerstrata February 7 2009, 22:15:16 UTC

What the hell are you even talking about, buddy?

victoryandglory February 10 2009, 06:21:35 UTC

Ah ha! You wish to become my meister, yes? Then you must know that victory and glory await you!

Since you are the first to approach me here, I can lower the 1,000 tasks to 900. Unfortunately, I can't allow you to wield me yet. It's time for my afternoon tea.

[Obnoxious slurping can be heard as Excalibur takes a long sip from his tea cup. Where did the tea come from?!]

lowerstrata February 12 2009, 02:28:12 UTC

Your what? Listen, buddy, I don't know what the fuck you're going on about, but I don't think I want a part of it.

u_r_t_v February 9 2009, 05:18:54 UTC

Excalibur? Oh! I think I read about you in some ancient history book.

((LOL Late typo notice))

victoryandglory February 10 2009, 06:26:16 UTC

Then you must know the greatness that is me! Wonderful!

And who are you?

u_r_t_v February 10 2009, 06:32:40 UTC

The part about you being able to walk and talk was omitted though. You think they'd put something like that in there.

Sorry! I'm Gaignun Kukai Jr., but you can just call me Jr.

victoryandglory February 10 2009, 06:54:17 UTC

Do you wish to hear my legend?

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