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[lowerstrata]

[The communicator clicks on and out comes a fairly calm voice.]

Well, I'll be damned. I didn't expect that. A nice 'splat' would've ended the day with a little more pizazz, but I guess my lady luck fucked off again. Who'd have guessed it?

I should have expected to get caught eventually. But not actually caught. Really, life, can we go without

Comments

[u_r_t_v]

Going splat isn't normally a good thing, but if you were going for a dramatic entrance it works.

Why does everyone want cigarettes?

[lowerstrata]

Try a dramatic exit.

It's an addiction. Hard to break. You know the deal.

[u_r_t_v]

Ahh. That's much more understandable then.

I've only heard about it. I know people who sm-- well I know one person who smokes and he's in debt.

[lowerstrata]

Yeah, it all makes sense in context.

He and I should form a club.

[popkilller]

Get in line buddy, I called smokes ages ag-

[popkilller]

--wait.

[lowerstrata]

Sorry, guess I'm cutting line on you, buddy.

Wait what?

[popkilller]

Who the fuck says 'local yokels' anymore?

[lowerstrata]

Hey, to each his own, right? Either way, it's true. Connections are important in a place like this. I suggest you work on it too.