Every day - I try and I try and I try - but everybody wants to put me down.

[superkyle221]

"Hi, this is Bob. Yes, today's my birthday. And yes, you may leave a message telling me how happy you are that I'm turning thirty-five. And whatever you're calling about, the answer is yes

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[jerriblank69]

I can't believe you had another birthday. Didn't you just have one of those last year? I don't have to have them anymore. I am a figment. We don't age. We just rub ourselves against strangers on crowded buses. Mnnnmnnnnnnph....oh yeah....that's it!!!
I sent you a messages on Facebook. Do you sleep? I try not to. I might miss something good on the T.V.
XOxo

[superkyle221]

I just set my alarm so I can wake up in time to watch the new infomercial they play every night at 4 AM, because that's the only program I need to see at night.

Never sleep again

[jerriblank69]

Infomercials are fantastic. I like the one where they have this thingy and you do stuff with it. I should get me one of those.
It's friday night. Bet you are at the mall or something fun. Me? I can't go nowhere on account of this ankle bracelet. I have to order out my fun. You should come over. I still have some fireworks. Thank god the bus goes to the indian reservation. (Hoe-Wah-Wah-Wah Good To Know Ya) The neighbors have a new baby. Every time it gets quiet I set off a roman candle or something. Kah-Blue-eeeee.... Then it shrieks and cries and scream. It's been going on for days now. It's hill-air-eeee-uss!!! They are no lookin' so good. Talk about jittery. HAhhahahah Good Times

Re: Never sleep again

[superkyle221]

What kind of baby?