Here's a depressing meme that I found on Zach's LJ.

[superlemming13]

01. Buy everyone in the pub a drink - One time, in Rockford, IL.  I was out with my cousin and her boyfriend.  It was a dive bar, and there were only like 10 people in there.  Two other people had already bought everyone a round.  It was only fair to repay the favor.  Right?
02. Swim with dolphins - The closest I've ever come to a dolphin is

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[mathuaerknedam]

> 41. Hold a lamb - Does it have to be alive? And does 'on a fork' count?

Ha!