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[supermachodude]

Dear Universe,

I owe you one savage killing spree where I promise the smiting of your enemies. In exchange, you must stop fucking with me. You first.

Sincerely,

Ed "The Hammer" Lipinski

Comments

[tugena13]

ooh, is there anyone i can smite on your behalf?

[ging3r_vitis]

I, too, will smite for you.

[supermachodude]

If this deal is going to work, I have to do the smiting. No outsourcing.