Truth be told...

[supermachodude]

Okay, I'm going to let you in on the real deal with the eyepatch. Have you ever heard that too much masturbation will blind you? Apparently, they don't mean all at once! The patch is off now. I can go back to being a ninja. I have a theory about ninjas. They are masters of disguise because they are Japanese and most honkies can't see past the

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[larryv]

Interesting... so where do babies come from?

[supermachodude]

Babies come from China, like everything else.

[tugena13]

that's weird... i already had "i held her in my arms" stuck in my head before i read your post.