so i'm bored and i'm lookin through profiles on myspace ( Read more... )

kramer and i went to see the devil wears prada tonight
i paid for his ticket
it was cute (and not at all gay)

life can explode.

So... I had a crazy dream last night, and it was very vivid and I remember every single detail of it which rarley happens, so I think I need to share this experience with everyone who reads this... Enjoy ( Read more... )

i can't sleep... somebody tried to fuck with me on paypal again but i think it's going to work out in my favor big time

superman6to9: i found the problem
jalbeasley: u have a PC?
superman6to9: that's the least of my worries
jalbeasley: biggest problem u got
superman6to9: not being gay?
superman6to9: i dont really think thats a problem...
jalbeasley: what was wrong?
superman6to9: Required sound hardware not available
jalbeasley: ???
superman6to9: now if only i knew how to ( Read more... )

we moved in on the 19th of august and today is the 15th of september... and there are 13 empty vodka bottles on top of our fridge, 7 partially used bottles and 8 completly full bottles of vodka in the freezer.  i just realized that this fact is FUCKING ridiculous.

According to Zoroastrianism (of Iran and India):
(directly from my notes)

Good People:
     ~ tell the truth

~ support agriculture

~ support animal husbandry

~ do good things

Bad People:

~ lie

~ are nomadic

~ this is stupid

so... i get home from casey's at like noon and there's absolutley nobody here, so i look at my computer and when i take the screen saver off a window is opened with two definitions for the word excommunicated. kinda weird...

by far my absolute favorite conversation of the summer (which took place on zachariah's porch) and was as follows:

Me: "Mm... you should definitely invite Wanda to the party"
Shaggy: "Yeah, she'll probly get drunk and let anybody poke it"
David: "You poke it you own it."
Zach: "Fuckin' Ricky Proehl man..."