joke

[supermancino]

ive decided something

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[jayb]

heres one for ya, funny, yet entirely retarded :

theres a meeting with all the nations in our world, and the topic was future space plans.

germany strolls up to the podium, and proudly states, "by 2005, we will have a larger telescope to get a broader view of our universe"

clap clap clap

u.s.a. strolls up to the podium, and proudly states, "by 2010, we will have landed on the moon"

wow, clap clap clap

russia strolls up to the podium, and proudly states, "by 2015, we plan to have colonys living on our moon."

holy shit, clap clap clap

poland strolls up to the podium, and proudly states, "we got u all beat, by 2020, we plan to land on the sun!!!"

hahaha, how are u going to do that, u will fry if u get close to it?

"ah," said poland, "but not if we go at night!"

horrible crack on polish people, but it made me laugh when i first heard it.

[fishblinkbizkit]

A little boy just started counting

one day the little boy started counting out loud

66, 67, 68, 69...uhhh, 69...uhhh, daddy what comes after 69?

the father replies "scope"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA god damn!

[aikidomaster]

greg mancino is straight.

GREAT JOKE

[crazytommy]

OMG OMG< that had me kicking >

[sandimasrules]

Dave Lam: priceless.
Ryan Fernandex: big fag
My joke:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ryan Mancino

Ryan Mancino who?

(Ryan was too busy choking on the penis in his mouth to answer the knock knock joke)

There's the best knock knock i've heard. True too. you can also replace 'Mancino' with 'Fernandez' for the same effect.

lol

[crazytommy]

great joke man great joke can my name somehow go into that same joke
tommy
LT
the one and only

[aikidomaster]

who is ryan fernandex?

[supermancino]

wow all those were great jokes....
jay - nice one, but im ploish in here somewhere so i give it a 7
dave - great man, just grea.... you get a 10
ryan - speechless..... you get a 9592365298652956279397856392 out of 10
greg - -65... faggot

thank you all

ry