Bedtime Dearies. Bedtime!

[supermariobro]

Once upon a time, there was this girl who lived in a castle that resembled the PlayBoy mansion. The king was played by Nicholas Cage, the queen was played by Queen Latifah and grandpa Duke was played by Bill Gates. The king would use his intellectual and meaningful poetic words to woo the girl next door, while queen would bitchslap him for doing

Comments

[pinaybitch]

You're on crack.

I'm sleepy.

Good night.

[ttpman]

hmmmm... nice

[hesinshesout]

I liked it, but it would've benefitted from more straight sex.