Once upon a time, or more specifically at the dawn of time, god, lower case "g", was getting busy with creation, as the kids these days are saying. He gave Toad a clay jar and said, "Be careful with this. It's got death inside". Pleased as punch and oblivious to the fact that he was about to become god's fall guy on the whole death issue, Toad ( Read more... )

Robber takes man's pants ( Read more... )

This is a ghost story, and it's a love story. It's about a man who loved a woman. A man who thought the flame of their love could never diminish. But it did. What had once been a dance had become a battle. They fought, fought. In the dead of the night, after angry words were spoken, he ( Read more... )

I really hate being broke, I'm not use to it. It's hard to hang out with friends when you have no money, especially when most of them live in different cities. My friends are going to have to start coming to me more ( Read more... )

Livingstons
Turkey
Games
Livingstons
Turkey
Friends
Games
Kicking ass in balderdash
hot tub
games
home
lots of homework

That was my thanksgiving break in a nutshell.

Stephen Colbert is a God ( Read more... )

MrsJordnCatalano (11:09:06 PM): WANT TO HERE MY KID NAMES ( Read more... )

I just got back from Livingstons, I drove all the way to Sarasota just so I can hang out with my friends. It is now 3:15 in the morning and i'm not tired, but i have no one to talk to... story of my life. So maybe i'll try to get some sleep.

PS
Can't wait for Tally next weekend :) Vote Stewart/Colbert

3-Month Old Baby Charged With Robbery ( Read more... )

Stress fucking sucks!