My sister told me this joke and apparently everyone thought it was hilarious except for me, so we'll take a poll.
Here's the joke:

Q) What did the Egg say to the boiling pot of water?

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A) "It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Poll How funny is this joke?

I've been filling in the week.  So much spare time, but this week is better than the last and I'm sort of getting a hang of it I think.  On Tuesday I went biking with Brit for a few hours and had a good time talking with her and whatnot.  In the night I went to Mel and Christeens, as I haven't hung out with those cats in awhile, they came to ( Read more... )

There's a girl on myspace that keeps sending me to be her friend requests and I keep deny-ing them, this one time I ever tried tricking her by adding her then a few days later deleting her, but she's still doing it.  I have repressed lezzy gross memories with this girl from once upon a high school time, why won't she go away?

BECAUSE NO ONE CAN QUIT ( Read more... )

I cleaned up the cob webs around my bed today.  No, I didn't get laid, I literally got the vacuum and got rid of the spider webs, they've been crawling on me at night and it's to the point where I don't even scream anymore I just kinda giggle at the tickliness, and that's when I decided, they had to go.

Yesterday my sister and I got our Swedish cousins slurpee's because it was their last day here after a month and they haven't had one yet.  Slurpee's don't exist in Sweden so this was their first experience with them.  I thought it would be funny, so I told Jonathan (he's 12) to drink as much as he can as fast as he can!  And he did and after a ( Read more... )

My eight names

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and street name you grew up on)
Misha Powers

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, your favorite candy)
Anastasia Poprocks

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two
of your middle name)
M-Am.  waiit... m'am?  that's not fly at all!

4. YOUR ( Read more... )

Today I had dim-sum with my family and relatives, which I enjoy saying because they're only in canada for 2 more days and I never get to say that I hung out with my relatives because they all live oceans away, so myself and the relatives had dim-sum then went galavanting the rest of the day.  Starting with when we went to the museum of man and ( Read more... )

Pearl of the Orient peektures from this year click here.  Not all of them, but eventually I'll get to uploading the last bit, and I got a few more video clips I liked that, again, eventually I'll get around to uploading.

Last night I was trying to teach my cousin some English and she had the hardest time pronouncing "umbrella".  It was pretty funny ( Read more... )

Today I hope for rain so I can come home early from work, and not know what to do with myself in the backyard with an popsicle in my hand.

The craziness and the busy all rolled into one, I wish I didn't have to work so I could at least spend some time with my limited time only cousins from Sweden.

Folklorama is... so much fun.  I was trying to finish that sentence with something more encompassing but it'll take too long to describe, so I don't think I can.  but it is the best thing in ( Read more... )