A Reply From Interac

[supernovajane]

Dear  Elizabeth,

I would like to thank you for your interest in and application to Interac.

I appreciate you having taken the time to speak with our recruiter recently.  While your qualifications and experience are impressive, unfortunately we are unable to offer you a position.

We appreciate that you may like to request specific

Comments

[timbotronic5000]

At least you weren't rejected by one of the other Cusacks, like me. Oh Joan, you delicate bird/you made me moan/you were the one/you make me feel like a turd/when I see your phone (commercials)/fly fly to your Cellular One.

Yes, that was a poem of unrequitedness and forbidden desires. And also it was an epic.