A funny drunk dialogue..

[supernoyade]

(me, brad, brian, and dan all drunk in brian's car)
Brad - You're a bitch.
Me - You're a pussy.
Brad - You're a bad husband.
Me - You suck dick like a crackwhore.
(he tries to hit me, I cold cock him in the nose)
I have two witnesses, bub, don't try to deny I whooped your ass.

Comments

[seppukunotenshi]

it was just an illusion ma petite

i let you hit me so you could feel empowered