Electryon's Alcmena and Alcaeus's Amphitryon totally get it on n' shit. FUCK YOU ELIETHYIA GALANTHIS IS A QUICK ON SHE IS ON TO YOU. Oh snap here come Heracles. YEAYUH BUST THOSE SNAKES UP. LENCERYMONTHEURYIAN BOAR/HYDRA/DEAR/HORSE MAN ARE YOU IN FOR IT.
Or if you wish I can pretend to be Medea and Jason
Medea: FUCK YOU YOU BAD BAD MAN YOU'RE A FUCKER Jason: LOOK BITCH YOU'RE FUCKIN' NUTS, I MOVIN' ON, GET THE FUCK OUT Medea: OH YEAH I SET CHO WIFE ON FIRE AND KILLED YOUR SONS Jason: OH HOLY GOD WHAT A CRAZY PSYCHO I HATE MY LIFE AHHHHHHHH
You make a good point, but Miles Davis is threatening me with his trumpet right now. I don't have time for Greek Mythology, I'm being chased by a jazz legend HOLY SHIT I NEED TO RUN AWAY
WHO THE HELL IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE FATHER OF THE MOTHER OF HERACLES IS? (Electryon) THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT I MEAN JESUS LIKE DOES ANYONE WELL VERSED IN GREEK MYTH KNOW WHO THE SON OF ATHENA IS BECAUSE HEPHAESTUS SPLOOGED ON HER LEG? (Ericthonius) NO I DON'T THINK SO. NEXT THEY'LL ASK SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE WHO WAS THE CLOUD MOTHER OF THE KIDS WHO RODE ON THE GOLDEN FLEECE N' SHIT (Nephele) I MEAN JESUS WHAT ARE WE FUCKING ROBOTS? I HOPE TO BIG BABY JESUS (RIP) NOT
I love you Dan. The shower decided to rain black shit on me today and so I have black smears all over my body. We go through the pain together, old friend.
WE"RE ALL CRAZY!!!!!!!! I was laughing at 8am this morning by myself...and it turned into semi-hysterics...and if i was my neighbor, id have called the cops...and even though my poster's not talking to me...I keep imagining what I would do if my lung collapsed in on itself, and i died all alone in my room, and then I couldnt finish all my term papers, and i was just hinking it'd be better if i just kicked the bucket right then, because i would just have to repeat all my courses...WE"RE ALL CRAZY!!!!!!!
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Or if you wish I can pretend to be Medea and Jason
Medea: FUCK YOU YOU BAD BAD MAN YOU'RE A FUCKER
Jason: LOOK BITCH YOU'RE FUCKIN' NUTS, I MOVIN' ON, GET THE FUCK OUT
Medea: OH YEAH I SET CHO WIFE ON FIRE AND KILLED YOUR SONS
Jason: OH HOLY GOD WHAT A CRAZY PSYCHO I HATE MY LIFE AHHHHHHHH
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The shower decided to rain black shit on me today and so I have black smears all over my body. We go through the pain together, old friend.
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I was laughing at 8am this morning by myself...and it turned into semi-hysterics...and if i was my neighbor, id have called the cops...and even though my poster's not talking to me...I keep imagining what I would do if my lung collapsed in on itself, and i died all alone in my room, and then I couldnt finish all my term papers, and i was just hinking it'd be better if i just kicked the bucket right then, because i would just have to repeat all my courses...WE"RE ALL CRAZY!!!!!!!
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