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Dear Sirs,
why?
Science, thou foul object of my loathing! Thou bitter stinking putrid lump of mindmass! How long hast thou kept me captive in a thoughtless stupor! O that I could break free of thy enticing snares of learning! O that I could convince others to do the same! Why must I be tormented so?! How I hate thee!! Depart hence from my brain!
STUPID SCIENCE I HATE YOUR GUTS GET A LIFE YOU LOSER MORON AND STOP BUGGING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!