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[superrya]

Here's something ridiculous that happened today. =A=

I was walking to my car to go to class and I hit the automatic locks. It doesn't beep and I'm like, 'wtttttffffff?I go to open it and all the junk in my car is shrewn EVERYWHERE

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[obstinate_fate]

Dude, that about your car...sucks.

xD Hahah, I don't know whether I'm saying "That sucks" about someone breaking in and fucking everything up, or because they broke in and fucked everything up and didn't take a thing.

Maybe a massive cockroach squirrel? did it. You never know.

All jokes aside, glad nothing did get stolen. That would have been terrible. Just be careful, 'kay? =D

[superrya]

Man, I could totally believe that. Those cockroaches are big enough to push over trash cans (I shit you not), so who's to say they didn't get frisky in my backseat? D8 Oooooh, god, babies are going to come spilling out of my air conditioners, aren't they?!

Haha, it's cool, me too! :D Like I said, if they shanked anything anyway, good for them because I have nothing of value! But all the same, damn Austin hobos... I need some brass knuckles or something.

[obstinate_fate]

The mental image of baby cockroaches filing out of the air conditioners is...not pretty. A little fascinating but fucking disturbing, in all actuality.

Hahah, I remember the hobos in Seattle. One had a sign that said "Ninjas killed my family. Can I have a job please?"
Ninjas? In the U-dub district of Seattle?
Great.

...Brass knuckles...e_e Pff~

[superrya]

Sweet, I live in a horror movie!

Oh, man, Austin is hobo city. They thrive here like cheap bars, but less pandemic. 8D They're awesome, though, totally add to the cityscape... What stop light would be a stop light without an old lady there babbling to herself about dead babies and Jesus.

D8 We had a bowie knife at my apartment, but I fear this would do little when I flung it at my assailant in a blind fit of girly rage.