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Kevin Roberts requested I post, so that is what I am doing...NOW:
Misha Miller-Sassoon is a cool kid. On the way back from New York City, we had an interesting coversation in his car. (its not actually all that interesting)
Ben: Is there a cat in the car?
Misha: Yeah, its my ring tone.
Ben: Your cat is your ring tone?
Misha: No, my ring tone is a cat. Can you pick it up, I'm driving?
Ben: Your cat?
Misha: What? No, there is no cat..can you pick up my cell phone. I think its Jen. (Jen is in the car ahead of us)
Ben: Oh sure....Uh - oh, the cat stopped. Your cell phone says, "1 New Message"
Misha: Ok, well, see who it is.
Ben: Well, its probably Jen
Misha: Then give her a call
Ben: But I'm not sure if that's who it was
Misha: Then look to see who just called
Ben: I don't know how to press all these buttons and such. You do it.
Misha: Damnit Ben. Here (Misha grabs the cell phone and putzes with it). It was Jen. Here, talk to her, its ringing (Misha hands cell phone back to Ben).
Ben: Hey Jen
Jen: Hey Ben
Ben: You called?
Jen: I called Misha
Ben: Ummm...you wanna talk to him?
Jen: Yeah
Ben: (to Misha) Misha, Jen wants to talk to you
Misha: Damnit (Misha looks really nervous) Look, can you just ask her what she wants, please?
Ben: (to Jen) Jen, Misha's driving. Umm, what do you want to ask him
Jen: Umm, well...I'll just call back later
Ben: Misha will still be driving later
Jen: Then I'll talk to him when we get back, Jesus (hangs up)
Ben: (to Misha) Umm, Jen says shes gonna talk to you when we get back to campus
Misha: (under breath) dammit
Ben: Whatdya say?
Misha: nothing...
Ben: Ummm, ok... ( a few silent minutes pass while we listen to William Shatner's, "Common People")
Misha: Ok, is Jen gonna hear this?
Ben: Hear what?
Misha: What I'm gonna tell you?
Ben: I dont think so, shes in another car
Misha: NO, I mean, are you gonna tell her I told you?
Ben: Ummm...well, I guess it depends
Misha: What? What are you talking about?
Ben: I mean, I'll probably tell her you're in love with her if that's what you tell me.
Misha: Howd you know? I mean, Jesus. That is what I was going to tell you. Fuck Ben! You can't tell her.
Ben: Why not?
Misha: Because you said you wouldn't! Holy Christ man!
Ben: No, I said I probably would tell her that...
Misha: Oh my god! Ben, no. You can't tell her. I mean, granted, she probably already knows cuz I was acting like an idiot this weekend, but man.
Ben: Listen, don't worry. I wont tell her that
Misha: Tell her what?
Ben: That you think you were acting like an idiot this weekend
Misha: Well, what about me being in love with her?
Ben: Umm, I think I will tell her that
Misha: BEN!
Misha Miller-Sassoon is a cool kid. On the way back from New York City, we had an interesting coversation in his car. (its not actually all that interesting)
Ben: Is there a cat in the car?
Misha: Yeah, its my ring tone.
Ben: Your cat is your ring tone?
Misha: No, my ring tone is a cat. Can you pick it up, I'm driving?
Ben: Your cat?
Misha: What? No, there is no cat..can you pick up my cell phone. I think its Jen. (Jen is in the car ahead of us)
Ben: Oh sure....Uh - oh, the cat stopped. Your cell phone says, "1 New Message"
Misha: Ok, well, see who it is.
Ben: Well, its probably Jen
Misha: Then give her a call
Ben: But I'm not sure if that's who it was
Misha: Then look to see who just called
Ben: I don't know how to press all these buttons and such. You do it.
Misha: Damnit Ben. Here (Misha grabs the cell phone and putzes with it). It was Jen. Here, talk to her, its ringing (Misha hands cell phone back to Ben).
Ben: Hey Jen
Jen: Hey Ben
Ben: You called?
Jen: I called Misha
Ben: Ummm...you wanna talk to him?
Jen: Yeah
Ben: (to Misha) Misha, Jen wants to talk to you
Misha: Damnit (Misha looks really nervous) Look, can you just ask her what she wants, please?
Ben: (to Jen) Jen, Misha's driving. Umm, what do you want to ask him
Jen: Umm, well...I'll just call back later
Ben: Misha will still be driving later
Jen: Then I'll talk to him when we get back, Jesus (hangs up)
Ben: (to Misha) Umm, Jen says shes gonna talk to you when we get back to campus
Misha: (under breath) dammit
Ben: Whatdya say?
Misha: nothing...
Ben: Ummm, ok... ( a few silent minutes pass while we listen to William Shatner's, "Common People")
Misha: Ok, is Jen gonna hear this?
Ben: Hear what?
Misha: What I'm gonna tell you?
Ben: I dont think so, shes in another car
Misha: NO, I mean, are you gonna tell her I told you?
Ben: Ummm...well, I guess it depends
Misha: What? What are you talking about?
Ben: I mean, I'll probably tell her you're in love with her if that's what you tell me.
Misha: Howd you know? I mean, Jesus. That is what I was going to tell you. Fuck Ben! You can't tell her.
Ben: Why not?
Misha: Because you said you wouldn't! Holy Christ man!
Ben: No, I said I probably would tell her that...
Misha: Oh my god! Ben, no. You can't tell her. I mean, granted, she probably already knows cuz I was acting like an idiot this weekend, but man.
Ben: Listen, don't worry. I wont tell her that
Misha: Tell her what?
Ben: That you think you were acting like an idiot this weekend
Misha: Well, what about me being in love with her?
Ben: Umm, I think I will tell her that
Misha: BEN!