Hey kiddos, haven't updated all summer. As some of you know, I'm going to be coming back to school early to fulfill my Orientation Leader duties - namely, coming back to school early. Also, as of tomorrow, I will be two days late in sending out letters to those unfortunate eight that are in my Orientation Group. I havent completely drafted them ( Read more... )

In my desperation to secure a job for the summer, I thought about becoming a "mystery shopper." Ya know, one of those online scams that makes you pay them so you can make money. Anyway, this one website serves as a middleman between you and companies that hire "mystery shoppers." So, I signed up for the free option and wrote a "mystery shopper ( Read more... )

( Its 2:19 in the morning... )

On this most special of days (Mother's Day), I find myself at a loss for words that can accurately express my feelings for my mommy. So, I will enlist the aid of the artist, Tupac Shakur, who wrote the following poem for his mother. (No, this is NOT a joke ( Read more... )

Ben I am, I am Ben ( Read more... )

(Passover Seder)

Passover Seder
Waiting for ghosts to come in
And guzzle our wine

- Luc-ee Luc and Kaaayyytlin

This year, Ben Kuss will be making his glorious return to BBYO, not as an aleph, but as an all-powerful SRC Staffer. Simcha of the Northern Highlands, Abby, Priestess of Shadows, Queen Jodi of Eront, Yoni II, King of the Talmars, High Wizard Andy, The Siren Sari, Tribal Leader Dan, and Kevin, Grand Inquisitor of the Salvancey Courts, will join Ben ( Read more... )

Hey kiddos:

I wrote an article in "The Justice", the school newspaper, you can read it if you like:

http://www.thejusticeonline.com/news/2005/04/05/Forum/OpEd-Youre.Getting.Sleepy.Very.Sleepy-912694.shtml

I hate a lot of people, as do you, and I am also lazy and just don't have the time to compose that many individualized "Top Ten Reasons I Hate This Person" lists. So, as a service to us all I created a "Top Ten Reasons I Hate ________" list. All you have to do is fill in the name of the person in the blanks and correctly choose the gender of the ( Read more... )

So, in my film theory class we've been watching a lot of horror movies and discussing societal fears that are expressed in them. And that's all well and good, but I was thinking, what is it that I fear? Well, it is something that both my roommates and I fear. But first I need to explain the set-up of our room ( Read more... )