this is the day I had

[supershayna]

Today I was bitten on the foot by a cockatoo and on the head by my manager. I must be a tasty person.

Really, I just think that my manager is a zombie and couldn't resist the urge to eat my gigantic brain, but then he realized that there were customers in the store.

Comments

[squawg]

cockatoos are mean birds. I should know.