Yesterday I got in my very first car accident. It was everything I thought it would be. :-P I was driving home from Mikes and on the off ramp to get on 91 from the turnpike I hydroplanned and crashed into the guard rail. I was sideways across the road so after gathering my thoughts I moved off tot he side. The woman behind me that saw the whoel ( Read more... )

Butterflies.

I fucking love life right now.

Butterflies, smiles, the whole shabang. :)

I derailed the train today. And got my arm stuck in the cash register. 10 points for me :)

Ever have one of those days when you feel like life is just fucking with you? Yea, my life has a great sense of humor.

Dream: Moved to Michigan, broken arm, flying basketballs hitting cars, Ashley, middle of nowhere, homeless, and he was there, she wasn't.

Odd.

Ever put a condom on a bananna in front of your speech class?

I did.

Yea, so I'm bored. And texting. And listening to "Closer" by NIN. And I have to work tomorrow. And I have a speech I could be working on, but I'm not. And I get to go to the play on Saturday. :)

So, I totally decided to cut my classes today. Unfortunatly I have to go to my math class tonight, quiz and all. I decided to eb lazy today because of all the work I did for my speech, which is now officially over thank God. And another good thign, I did the dishes!...well...some of them. I got frusterated half way through and gave up, but we have ( Read more... )

And the history books forgot about us
And the Bible didn't mention us
Not even once.

-Regina Spektor