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[supersizedpower]

[So! America's been droned a good week now. And for the past few days, even his drone has been missing around Mayfield

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phone

[welljustwatchme]

[Someone is talking crazy and mentioned eagles. Canada's just going to take a chance on this, so there's a chirpy, pleasant, unfamiliar voice for America to hear.]

Hello! You're not the United States of America by any chance, are you?

[supersizedpower]

Yup, that's me! What can I do you for?

[welljustwatchme]

I think we need to meet. When and where would be best for you?

[supersizedpower]

Uh, well...

I live on Beaver Street, but I wouldn't say no to meeting down at the burger joint. It was pretty good, I think.

[scentofbauhinia]

...You need better agent names.

And like, welcome back I guess.

[supersizedpower]

Thanks! Good to see you, I guess?

Well, not really.

[divinelygraced]

Worry not, good sir! You shall be in good hands among the others that have also been taken captive!

[supersizedpower]

Haha, not really. I've been here before, it sucks.

[divinelygraced]

... Is that true? Ah, what ill-luck!

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, this is my third time. Or fourth, maybe. I don't really know what their deal is with me, besides me being awesome.

[zombee_slayer]

You're still here?

[supersizedpower]

Yup, and I didn't forget that you suck.

[zombee_slayer]

Oh joy, I'm warm and fuzzy already.

[supersizedpower]

Okay, I don't care, I actually have people I like to talk to, so bye.

[Hanging up!]

[letunityblossom]

[...Agent Badass Hero Eagle, huh...]

Ah--welcome back? ...Well, it's not really a good thing to be back...

[supersizedpower]

Nope, not really. But it's nice to hear from you anyway!

[letunityblossom]

I'm glad you sound alright. So it's a different year for you now?

[Sounding just a bit hopeful.]

[supersizedpower]

Yup! 2011 now. Haha, what year are you from again? I know a bunch of people weren't from the past, but I forget who all.