[Once he figured out the problem with the milk, America's taken it upon himself to drink it for the family! The milk he grabbed happened to be the basic poison, so he's currently battling a pretty intense flu
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And just for your information, there totally are spiders in the milk. Unless I hallucinated them. But that would be a really stupid hallucination and goddammit, if I'm going to wind up with a bunch of bites on my throat, I better at least get a sexy hallucination out of it, not a shitty one!
Oh, yeah. In Mayfield, she's a girl, because she's from the universe that's the same as my universe except all the guys are girls and all the girls are guys.
That's pretty gross that you eat spiders, dude, but okay.
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Oh bugger, forget it, do what you want. I don't care.
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Don't feel jealous I figured everything out.
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Literally.
Everywhere.
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I'm a good driver.
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And just for your information, there totally are spiders in the milk. Unless I hallucinated them. But that would be a really stupid hallucination and goddammit, if I'm going to wind up with a bunch of bites on my throat, I better at least get a sexy hallucination out of it, not a shitty one!
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Anyway, sorry about the spiders, but mine was totally fine.
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Naaah, I've eaten worse in my time. They were actually pretty tasty once you got past all the biting, so I think I wound up with the better deal here.
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That's pretty gross that you eat spiders, dude, but okay.
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Am not! It's totally allowed.
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And I haven't noticed any power outages, either.
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[Oh no, another person who recognizes him.]
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How's it going?
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