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[superskelton]

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Nah. Only really been to Blackpool on me holidays.
God:
Would you like to go sometime? For real. What did you like best about it?
Me:
I suppose so. Pubs, probably. I used to like the donkeys when I was younger, though.
God:
That makes sense. Are you really a ""? Oh. By now you do not do it anymore?
Me:
I don't even know what a "" is. Do what anymore?
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. Do whatever you want.
Me:
Who's Socrates?
God:
Socrates is a man. All men are mortal. Therefore Socrates is mortal.
Me:
So you're saying I'm Socrates?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Well, not really... I still don't really know who Socrates is.
God:
Interesting. Are you serious? For real. What would make you stop do not really know who Socrates is? Not really? I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
I don't even know what you're going on about.
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
Aye, me too. We should have a few pints sometime, yeah?
God:
Tell me more about your . I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
My what? Not ready for pints?
God:
I have no idea what to say now. If not that, what?
Me:
Smoke, maybe?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Well, me left one's blue, and me right one's green.
God:
Well that's okay. How did you get it Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
I just have them. You can hardly change your eyes, can you?

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