a desperate call for help, pt 1

[supersmashley]

Why do I have to be addicted to coffee? It's expensive and it's everywhere and people accept you for it. If I were addicted to heroin, life would be so much easier. Think about it. As far as money goes, hey, I'd just sell my body for more smack. You just can't prostitute yourself for more coffee; when it's heroin, people seem to understand.

Comments

[teardownthstars]

Hahaha. Everyone succumbs eventually! We should play together. What server are you on?

[justastateomind]

Oh yes! Definitly, heroin is a much better choice -- I mean, at least it doesn't stain your teeth, it thakes those fuckers clean out, so you dont have to have the embarrasment of having the grill of a horse!