(eye twitching)

If we didnt have skinny pants, we would all stay fat. If we all stay fat, no one has sex. The species would die out. I OWN SKINNY PANTS FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY.

I hate people. All of them. Well, not all of them, but it'll be easy to tell if you are exception or not ( Read more... )

They shot me full of hormones today, the kind that make my body think I'm pregnant in order to prevent pregnancy. Yay for access to birthcontrol. Unfortunately this has thrown my emotions out the window and into traffic to be ran over a couple thousand times. The result has been tears, then elation, then anger, then more tears, then panic, then ( Read more... )

I feel I need to elaborate on the "Blind Liberal ( Read more... )

My late night escapades (not that kind, silly) have resulted in the most amazing discovery. 6 am means Nick News on Nickleodeon! Remember Nick News? Neither do I, but they apparently stopped making them because I am watching kids in acid wash with puffy bangs talk about Martin Luther King. Why did that look ever go out of style ( Read more... )

No new signatures, but I may be getting through to them. Slobs.

I have completed the first step towards sanity and sanitation. It's a quite impressive plan that requires total household cooperation and a signed contract. Let's see if everyone agrees.

So far on board:
Me
Nick
Pat (though wont sign anything until bekka and arlen do)

Nick is such a nerd, and we're talkin a Level 22 Night Elf nerd. If you don't get it, good, then we can be friends. If you do get it, go hang out with Nick, he needs friends. If only he weren't so gosh darn cute...

Boko and Skiff dont like Kip. I'm sad. Kip's just trying to be friends.