the one with the chest cold

[supersteph]

because I'm a TOTAL theif. Thanks hil!

Too much school.
Too many bills.
No loans or grants for summer.
Not enough play.
Add walking pneumonia.
NOW you wish you were me.

Comments

[sandyosullivan]

1. You can never have too much school. I'm evidence of that. I have a PhD and I'm still thick as ten planks. Wait... does that mean that you *can* have too much school?
2. You can never have too many... oh I see what you mean.
3. Huh? Why not? Oh yes, they kick in in Autumn! That's good though, right???
4. Play is overrated, you know? (okay, shut up, this is the #4 after all)
5. Oh... good opportunity to give up smoking! See, that's the silver lining (of your lungs, which hopefully doesn't have a silver lining).
6. No. I like being me, but your life is pretty good! Apart from the pneumonia and school and bills and.. okay, so did I mention I liked being me and that I wasn't willing to swap?

[supersteph]

You'll swap and you'll like it!

Haha, thick as ten planks..... but how thick is just one? I have my calculator ready. Take your time.

[dathon]

Earlier this spring, I discovered a deli that makes the best matzoh ball soup. If you were here, I'd take you there and it would kill all that ails you.

[supersteph]

If I were there, I'd eat it and thank you heartily. Then, I'd go stalk the Gossleins, because I've been watching John & Kate Plus Eight on Discovery, and I'm thoroughly addicted. Last episode, they all went to the Crayola Factory. I want to go there too.

[sandyosullivan]

You want to live there, ya big baby.

I too had a bit of a John and Kate Plus Eight moment the other day. I have this theory... I think that Kate has a GPS tracker on John... cos the guy ALWAYS looks like he might go out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back - except that Kate would never let him smoke cigarettes, so instead it would be Baby formula, except they're too old now, so instead...um... thinking on my feet here... oh I know... CRAYOLAS... Keep an eye on John, Kate