what a weird frigging night.

[supertab]

Okay. Tonight was strange and somewhat embarrassing. I was at a friend's house for a stupid party (it was actually a pleasant gathering of a few delightful people but nevertheless) and all was going well until the conversation turned to the fact that I have never had anything up my ass. I have no desire to put anything in my ass. These friends of

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[ptere]

well,

I've never had anything up my ass either...except the finger of this really mean Indian female doctor when I was a child. It was a very traumatic experience and part of the reason why I have a problem with gynecologists, doctors in general, mean women, things up my ass, and why I can go to a female nurse practioner, but in a room with a female doctor I just freeze. But, strangely, despite all the traumas I took from the experience, I don't have any problems with Indians ~shrug~ go figure.

[mombi]

I stuck something up my ass once. Hated it. Don't expect it to happen again.

[alcarilinque]

People do that to me too. Apparently liking men requires you have something up your ass at nearly all times. This always confuses me to no end.

I like your solution though: I mean, damn. If y'all are so keen on anal violation, stick things up your own damn asses.