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text | 6/29 | 3:27 am | first of many xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:15:59 UTC
who decides to start a book with a fake translation note?

it’s entirely ridiculous. and stupid.

it’s basically saying that you want no credit for the long-winded book you’re writing.

clearly this geoffrey was touched in the head.

and i haven’t even begun the text yet.

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xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:19:39 UTC
why does everyone in things insist on naming places after themselves?

et tu, brute?

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xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:21:15 UTC
leir is the worst character yet.

love is an abstract concept and cannot be measured, much less used to divvy up land.

this is ridiculous.

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xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:24:35 UTC
the civil war was at least exciting.

though the sack of rome was stupid-why destroy a city when you might rule it instead?

apparently brothers fighting is the cornerstone of all great fiction.

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xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:26:19 UTC
the roman kings are all incredibly dull.

why am i still reading this.

you said it was about arthur.

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xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:31:26 UTC
finally. aurelius and uther. now we’re getting somewhere.

merlin may be a wizard, but he functions almost as their butler.

which is not a terrible thing, i suppose.

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xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:35:22 UTC
arthur may be a skilled warrior, but he is too ambitious.

if he hadn’t set his sights on europe, he would not have left britain exposed to modred.

who, by the way, acted entirely sensibly.

he saw an opportunity and took it-like aurelius and uther and arthur before him.

(not to mention the rest of them, who would take too long to list.)

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xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:38:05 UTC
constantine is not even worth mentioning.

and i find it too convenient that the saxons were held at bay until just this moment.

and oh look, they succeed eventually.

perhaps they weren’t wasting all that time after all.

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xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:41:54 UTC
it was intriguing.

a bit too fanciful.

and his language skills leave a lot to be desired.

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6:59 am | done and i apologize to your inbox xuffasch June 30 2011, 17:43:18 UTC
all in all, i give it a 4.

which is better than most get.

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7:00 am | don't apologize, this is glorious <3 supertorso July 1 2011, 03:35:06 UTC
good morning to you too, sunshine.

and i said only part of it was about arthur; you didn't have to read the whole thing.

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7:03 am | yay for wiki ... xuffasch July 1 2011, 04:01:52 UTC
of course i did

how else would i have formed a proper opinion?

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7:08 am | asldk wiki is the best | 1/2 supertorso July 1 2011, 04:36:31 UTC
gee idk just read the bits about arthur?

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7:10 am supertorso July 1 2011, 04:38:13 UTC
you owe me muffins or breakfast of some kind for waking me up

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7:15 am xuffasch July 1 2011, 04:52:49 UTC
sleep is for the weak

where the hell am i supposed to get you muffins?

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7:19 am supertorso July 1 2011, 04:55:00 UTC
that was the first time i'd slept in a week

bakery. or wherever you got those cupcakes for z. cupcakes are a good alternative to muffins.

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