The Keys

[superviewtiful]

On my desk is the set of keys they forgot.

8 in total. What do they all open? Who the fuck knows? Who the fuck has that many? Cars and homes etc. In between my teeth are bits and pieces of fucking chicken. Fuck all of you bastards.

Comments

[corporateslut]

You kept keys that some customer left at Wal-Mart? You're gonna be in trouble....

And I was at the 24 hour McDonald's buying death burgers when you IMed me. So fuck you too.