I can't believe I said "Ka-ching" TWICE to a customer.

[supperforsix]

Scene:
Customer is signing his credit slip. I am holding his credit card to check signature.

Me: Are you Armenian?
Customer: Yes.

Beat.

Customer: Are you?
Me: No.
Customer: How did you know I was Armenian then?
Me: Your last name is pretty Armenian.
Customer: What are you?
Me: Assyrian.

Beat.

Customer: My mother is Assyrian.
Me: What's her name?
Customer: Atour.

Comments

[adidi]

youre so cool.

now educate me about assyria! i dont know anything about it. this may be a problem when we're married.

[jameater]

I'm marrying her and she's coming to England to live with me.

EAT IT, YO!